Please welcome tonight’s guest speaker…

Let’s hear it for Jacques Ellul. Take it away Jacques…

Men now live in conditions that are less than human. Consider the concentration of our great cities, the slums, the lack of space, of air, of time, the gloomy streets and the sallow lights that confuse night and day. Think of our dehumanized factories, our unsatisfied senses, our working women, our estrangement from nature. Life in such an environment has no meaning. Consider our public transportation, in which man is less important than a parcel. Yet we call this progress…and the noise, that monster boring into us at every hour of the night without respite.

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…for historical man, until a comparatively late date, work was a punishment, not a virtue. It was better not to consume than to have to work hard; the rule was to work only as much as absolutely necessary in order to survive. Man worked as little as possible and was content with restricted consumption of goods.

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The time given to technology was short, compared with the leisure time devoted to sleep, conversation, games, or, best of all, to meditation. As a consequence, technical activities had little place in these societies. Technology functioned only at certain precise and well-defined times. This was the case in all societies before our own. Technology was not part of man’s occupation nor a subject of preoccupation.

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In our day, we are unable to envisage comfort except as part of the technical order of things. Comfort for us means bathrooms, easy chairs, foam rubber mattresses, air conditioning, washing machines, and so forth. For us, comfort is closely associated with material life; it manifests itself in the perfection of personal goods and machines. The men of the Middle Ages also were concerned with comfort, but for them comfort had an entirely different form and content. It represented a feeling of moral and aesthetic order. Space was a primary element in comfort. Man sought open spaces, large rooms, the possibility of moving about, of seeing beyond his nose, of not constantly colliding with other people. These preoccupations are altogether foreign to us.

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Technology is of necessity, and as compensation, our universal language. It is the fruit of specialization. But this very specialization prevents mutual understanding. Everyone today has his own professional jargon, modes of thought, and peculiar perception of the world. There was a time when the distortion of oversimplification was the butt of jokes and a subject for vaudeville. Today the sharp knife of specialization has passed like a razor into the living flesh. It has cut the umbilical cord which linked men with each other and with nature. The man of today is no longer able to understand his neighbour because his profession is his whole life, and the technical specialization of this life has forced him to live in a closed universe. He no longer understands the vocabulary of others. Nor does he comprehend the underlying motivations of others.

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Man was made to do his daily work with his muscles; but we see him now, like a fly on paper, seated for eight hours, motionless at his desk. Fifteen minutes of exercise cannot make up for eight hours of absence. The human being was made to breathe the good air of nature, but what he breathes is an obscure compound of acids and coal tars. He was created for a living environment, but he dwells in a lunar world of stone, cement, asphalt, glass, cast iron, and steel. The trees wilt and blanch among sterile and blind stone facades. Only rats and men remain to populate a dead world. Man was created to have room to move about in, to gaze into far distances, to live in rooms which, even when they were tiny, opened out on fields. See him now, enclosed by the rules and architectural necessities imposed by over-population in a twelve-by-twelve closet opening out on an anonymous world of city streets.

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The machine tends not only to create a new human environment, but also to modify man’s very essence. He must adapt himself, as though the world were new, to a universe for which he was not created. He was made to go 6 kilometers an hour, and he goes a thousand. He was made to eat when he was hungry and to sleep when he was sleepy; instead he obeys a clock. He was made to have contact with living things, and he lives in a world of cement. He was created with a certain essential unity, and he is fragmented by all the forces of the modern world.

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…no longer are there any lonely mountains and deserted seacoasts. Solitude is no longer possible; space is at such a premium that men jostle one another everywhere. Quite apart from the solitude of relaxation, we no longer have even the normal solitude which implies sufficient space to live other than as if in a prison cell or at a factory workbench. Living and working traditionally meant open space, a no man’s land separating a man from his fellows. But there is no longer any possibility of that.

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Man has always known wide horizons. Even the city dweller had direct contact with limitless plains, mountains and seas. Beyond the enclosing walls of the medieval city, was open country. At most the citizen had to walk five hundred yards to reach the city walls, where space, fair and free, suddenly extended before him. Today man knows only bounded horizons and reduced dimensions. The space not only of his movements but of his gaze is shrinking.

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In our cities there is no more day or night or heat or cold. But there is crowding, enslavement to press and television, total absence of purpose. All men are constrained by means external to them to ends equally external. The further the technical mechanism develops…the more we are subjected to artificial technical necessities.

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That man until recently got along well enough without measuring time precisely is something we never even think about. What means there were in the past for measuring time belonged to the rich and until the fourteenth century, exerted no influence on real time or on life. The time man guided himself by corresponded to nature’s time. It became abstract when it was divided into hours, minutes and seconds. Today the human being is dissociated from the essence of life; instead of living time, he is split up and parceled out by it.

The Technological Society – Jacques Ellul, 1964

 

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259 Responses to Please welcome tonight’s guest speaker…

  1. Buck says:

    That’s a great piece and before I got to the citation at the end, I was thinking Dudley has gone all soft. It’s a keeper, this one. I didn’t plan getting philosophical in this site, but….. there’s no doubt that less is more, simplicity is sophistication, and the small things in life are the big things. But HK people dont get this.
    One should use use money to buy experiences, to outside tedious stuff that wastes your time (i.e use money to buy time), and spend it on others. But locals love the LV, bathing ape, Gucci crap and more and more bags of shit. HK is the epicenter of conspicuous consumption”: sheepels buying stuff that they don’t need, with money that they don’t have, to impress people that they don’t know. Why? Because they dont have the confidence to be an “unbranded” person.
    I saw this local dude busking outside MOKO in MK last night. I’ve seen him for years, and some of you who have been here a while may have seen him too. He’s got one leg, glasses, plays guitar. Sings in English (he likes Billy Joel). He always sits on the path. He’s good, very good. Last night some asshole “whistling” busker 20 metres away set up a speaker as loud as hell and drowned out the one legged dude. So I gave the one legged dude a pile of dosh. I told him I had seen him singing for years and it was high time I gave him something. It felt good. Money well spent.

  2. Buck says:

    too many typos. Try this:
    That’s a great piece and before I got to the citation at the end, I was thinking Dudley has gone all soft. It’s a keeper, this one. I didn’t plan getting philosophical in this site, but….. there’s no doubt that less is more, simplicity is sophistication, and the small things in life are the big things. But HK people dont get this.
    One should use money to buy experiences, to outsource tedious stuff that wastes your time (i.e use money to buy time), and spend it on others. But locals love the LV, bathing ape, Gucci crap and more and more bags of shit. All for me me me. HK is the epicenter of conspicuous consumption”: sheepels buying stuff that they don’t need, with money that they don’t have, to impress people that they don’t know. Why? Because they dont have the confidence to be an “unbranded” person.
    I saw this local dude busking outside MOKO in MK last night. I’ve seen him for years, and some of you who have been here a while may have seen him too. He’s got one leg, glasses, plays guitar. Sings in English (he likes Billy Joel). He always sits on the path. He’s good, very good. Last night some asshole “whistling” busker 20 metres away set up a speaker as loud as hell and drowned out the one legged dude. So I gave the one legged dude a pile of dosh. I told him I had seen him singing for years and it was high time I gave him something. It felt good. Money well spent.

  3. Anonymous says:

    There are 200,000 people living in cages in Hong Kong and around the same number living in coffin homes. Only they understand the true meaning of “Hong Kong Sucks”.

  4. Cat's Eye says:

    One doesn’t have to live in a cage or coffin home to realize the life is being sucked out of them by living in Hong Kong.
    “Dudley Dawson jumps a shark!” – I hope this comment isn’t the beginning of the end.

  5. Cat's Eye says:

    Jacques Ellul is now on my reading list. His words from 1964 could’ve been written today. Gave me chills to read.

    I wonder if the people who live in those massive buildings pictured here think about the topics Ellul discusses. Or, to do so would be so traumatic they bury those thoughts in shopping, texting and tv watching.

  6. Buck says:

    It’s Fonzie!

  7. Dutchman says:

    there is a Dutch guy at HKU called Frank Dikotter. He is a historian specialising in modern Chinese history, particularly under Chairman Mao. If you enjoy reading horror, dystopia or psychopathy, Dikotter’s books are a must. What you are now experiencing in Hong Kong is simply an echo of the past.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Christ where do you guys live? I mean like in which part of Hong Kong?

  9. Often Wong says:

    Well done, Dudley, It is showing 10 recent comments now!! Well done.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Welp after going through this whole blog I can conclude that HK have taken our sanity away and make us rant about HK forever, may our scars in our brain one day hopefully be healed and move on

  11. Cat's Eye says:

    Why are Hong Kong Chinese such racist pigs? Especially the men, but also the women and I’m sure this issue extends to Mainland China.

    I’m dumbfounded how, on one hand, the Chinese want to embrace everything Western, but on the other hand they show complete disdain for those of us who are Western, especially women.

    I met with an attorney (Chinese) at a very large/well known firm in Central who had just come from a liquid lunch (translation – he was drunk) and he had the audacity to come on to me. He treated me as if I was some dumb shit uneducated woman. Since there was no one else in the room it would’ve been my word against his. In the second meeting my husband came along and the attorney was a completely different person. If we had been just about anywhere else in the world I would have done everything in my power to get his license revoked.

    And to reply to Anon on 15 July…I’ve lived in Mid-levels/Sai Ying Pun and Discovery Bay. My husband and I have had to deal with pianos being played for hours on end, children running for hours on end, furniture being moved at extremely odd hours, renovation work inside the building, an MTR station being built next to us, doors slamming, people yelling, dogs barking, the stench of trash, etc. We’ve paid a lot of money to deal with this shit.

    Yeah, this place is “da bomb” people…cockroaches, snakes, rats and all. And, for those of you who say just leave if you don’t like it… believe me at my first opportunity I will, permanently. In the mean time I will save every damn $$ I can.

    Why a Western expat would choose to live here permanently is beyond me. Oh, and I had relatives decades and decades ago who were big time merchants (from the UK) here — one who lived in the governor’s mansion and another who lived on the Peak. Gag me is about all i can say. I’m sure things were different then. Why anyone would pay $100k HKD per month or more to live on the Peak is just nuts. You think you have arrived, but you haven’t. You’re just a fool.

    I will leave and I will not be back. Yes, I fully admit that my country has a myriad of problems. The difference is is that when I do go home I won’t have to share walls with strangers, In fact, my walls will have insulation – what a concept! I will have my own vehicle, a home on a good chunk of land, a f…ing garbage disposal, a decent sized washer and a decent sized dryer, etc, etc. Oh, and I won’t have to listen to my neighbor taking a piss. OMG.

    I don’t know why anyone thinks this place is Asia’s World City. Sure, if you compare it to Manila, which is devoid of anything even remotely cultural, than maybe Hong Kong has a fighting chance.

    To those of you who are Hong Kong Chinese…no, you are not heads above the Mainland Chinese. You think you are, but you are not.

    Learn how to treat all people with respect, not just Chinese, not just men, but everyone. Don’t be so two-faced and don’t worry about saving face – it just makes you look pathetic. It’s such a cliche, but it does apply here – try to think outside the box. Yes, you learn by rote in school and that’s not your fault, but that isn’t life. Oh no, it’s not on my list so it can’t be possible. Oh no, I can’t check box A, B or C… uh, uh, I dunno maybe I should check box D or speak to my boss because I can’t make a decision on my own. It’s okay, you will survive.

    Many of you are going to say I’m a Western woman who is a racist pig and that’s okay. The difference is is that I’m fully aware of how I have changed living here. I’m not a hypocrite. I know exactly who I am and what I have become living here. I do my best to rise above the bullshit I see here everyday, but it gets more and more difficult as the years go by.

    Oh, and stop weaving and staring at your phone while you’re walking down the stairs or ambling down a sidewalk. You know I’m there and I will not move. You will move and you will appear surprised, but it’s all an act. If you and your pals are taking up the sidewalk I will plow right through you. No, I’m not a big person but I have the strength to let you know you can’t be an asshole every moment of the day.

    And, for the Westerners here that seem to have a growing sense of misplaced entitlement. Stop it, you’re just as shitty as the Chinese when you act like an asshole. Treat the helpers with respect and treat the Chinese and every other nationality as you would wish to be treated. Yes, you really can rise above the fray and do it graciously. And, no, you are no better than anyone else here.

    If I hear one more adult Chinese woman speaking like a child (and thinking it’s cute) I may vomit right on them.

    I do have a heart. My husband and I have given $1000s of dollars to various organizations and people throughout Asia.

    Be honest with yourself. Be honest with the people around you…”Honesty is such a lonely word,
    Everyone is so untrue, Honesty is hardly ever heard.”

  12. There is no spoon says:

    Cat’s Eye, take it easy. You are living among psychopaths and cold-blooded animals. They have been behaving like that for the last few thousand years and will continue to behave like that for the next few thousand years (at least).

  13. Anonymous says:

    * Psychopaths just don’t care when bad things happen to other people.
    * Psychopaths find it difficult to keep themselves in check.
    * Psychopaths prefer crazy schemes over life or career goals.
    * Psychopaths are very, very impulsive.
    * Psychopaths show a lack of emotions when an emotional reaction is appropriate.
    * Psychopaths aren’t big on doing the right thing.
    * When you’re a psycho, it’s always someone else’s fault.
    * Psychopaths start young.
    * Psychopaths don’t care about the truth.
    * Psychopaths don’t feel bad when they do bad things.
    * Psychopaths often believe they can pull the strings of the dupes around them.

    There are a lot more to add to this list. Chinese everywhere in the world are fucked up. They are born this way. Hong Kong Chinese are particularly evil though.

    I pray to God for help everyday!

  14. AK47 says:

    I just hope that the monkeys are reading this blog.
    If not already, a link to this website should be sent to the newspapers, SCMP, Apple daily, etc.
    I want these horrid creatures to read just how much repulsion foreign people feel toward them.

  15. AK47 says:

    Just between you and me, I’m surprised, I didn’t take you for a coward.

  16. Buck says:

    Gosh. Look what the Cat dragged in!

  17. Rabbit Hole says:

    I had an interesting experience on a bus ride recently. I was boarding a bus full of people. As usual, everyone on the bus was staring intensely at the incoming passengers, as if a major attack was imminent. A elderly man in his 80s boarded and was apparently looking for a seat. As he approached the seating area, everyone immediately looked down to his or her phone and pretended they didn’t see the elderly man. This can only happen in Hong Kong

  18. soulshock22 says:

    Oh come now Cat’s eye. If you’re putting up with all this nastiness just for $$, you can’t really blame that attorney​ for treating you like a whore…. Even if he was sober.

  19. Tony M says:

    Soulshock, you are either a Chinaman troll, pervert freak, rich moron, fucking idiot, or combo of all (1 of these is mutually inclusive and all types are very common here)
    People need money and have to work and make big sacrifices for it. Cats Eye has a right to try and accumulate wealth without being having that treatment from a Chinaman.
    Fuck you, fuck off and die you misoginst freak.

  20. Anonymous says:

    I get what soulshock22 is saying. We who have lived in HK and put up with all it’s horridness just for better-than-home wages are in fact prostituting ourselves until the day we say enough and get out. I did 10 years in HK, before relocating to BKK, where at least there is a palpable humanity amongst the locals. Unfortunately, I still need to travel frequently to HK, stay in a hotel, and swim in the cesspool of HKers until I can get back on the airport express train and get out again.

    Will it all be worth it when I finally chuck it and leave Asia entirely? I hope so. Would I do it all over again? Perhaps not. Your mental and physical health is more important than the bank deposits. Get out now.

  21. Tony M says:

    another fucked up apologist for HK perversion. Are you soulshock22 in disguise. Get a grip. Guessing you are Muslim or someone with major women problems (Thai girlfriend by any chance…white girls steer clear of your weirdness? stay clear of balconies to avoid another Farang death)

  22. AK47 says:

    Tony M, here here!

  23. Chinaman says:

    Tony M, what you said is absurd. You came here by choice. You can leave anytime but you chose not to. You came here to earn a living because you couldn’t find a job in your home country OR you came here to earn a higher salary. You hate the people you are making money from. So why do you say you are different than a sex worker?

  24. Barry Onion says:

    I left HK 20 years ago.

    From the comments here it appears there are two new themes to add to the cultural experience:

    Mainlanders & mobile phones

  25. Tony M says:

    Chinaman: this was a British colony. I stay close to the remnants of that: I mix with either westerners or bananas, I have great service from Chinamen like you, I get away to travel a lot, I eat western food and live in a western style…(as most Chinese do when they have acquired wealth, education and culture and become bananas and seek all things western from clothes to food to wine to the names of their buildings and houses and children). You see, Chinaman, there are nooks and crannies in this fake ‘World city’ where I can have my own reality and others like me can too…think the China towns you people enjoy, but the opposite! Does this answer your question? YOU COMPLETE FUCK WIT WHO IS TOO FUCKING DUMB AND UNCULTURED AND INEXPERIENCED TO IMAGINE THIS IS POSSIBLE

  26. Bingo Wong says:

    Chinaman, I can answer your question to Tony M from my own perspective:
    Tony M, what you said is absurd. You came here by choice
    YES I DID
    You can leave anytime but you chose not to.
    NO, IN JULY 2018 I COMPLETE AN EARN OUT THAT MEANS I NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN IF I CHOOSE NOT TO, I HAVE TO STAY HERE UNTIL THEN (I AM GUESSING THAT SOMEONE LIKE YOU WILL NEED TO GOOGLE WHAT AN EARN OUT IS)
    You came here to earn a living because you couldn’t find a job in your home country OR you came here to earn a higher salary.
    NO, I CAME HERE BECAUSE I WAS BORN HERE AND WANTED TO START A BUSINESS IN ASIA. I HAD FONG CHILDHOOD MEMORIES, MY HOW IT HAS CHANGED
    You hate the people you are making money from.
    NO I DON’T, MY BUSINESS IS INTERNATIONAL, I HAVE VERY FEW CHINESE CLIENTS AND MY WORK RARELY INVOLVES CHINESE GEOGRAPHY, OFTEN NOT EVEN ASIA GEOGRAPHY. I DON’T MAKE MONEY FROM CHINESE, I GENERATE A LOT OF WEALTH FOR THEM, EMPLOY THEM AND BRING THEM FORWARD IN KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE. I GAT NOTHING IN RETURN FROM HK AS I WOULD, SAY, IF I HAD CHOSEN SINGAPORE…PENANG MY…. IF I HAD A PLETHORA OF CHINESE CLIENTS PERHAPS I WOULD HATE THEM, I WAS WARNED THAT THEY ARE HORRIBLE TO WORK WITH AND STUPID CHEATS, DESPITE THIS SOME YEARS AGO I WORKED WITH MAINLAND AND HK CLIENTS, I DON’T BOTHER NOW, THEY ARE NOT WORTH IT
    So why do you say you are different than a sex worker?
    I AM CONCERNED THAT, AS TONY M POINTED OUT, A CHINAMAN LIKE YOU IS STILL TO DUMB TO EVER WORK IT OUT. I CAN ADD THAT WHEN IT COMES TO ‘SEX WORK’ CHINESE WOMEN ARE ALMOST ALL SEX WORKERS, THEY WILL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING, TO BE WITH ME AND NOT WITH YOU.

  27. Chinaman says:

    Tony M,
    “Chinaman: this was a British colony. I stay close to the remnants of that: I mix with either westerners or bananas, I have great service from Chinamen like you, I get away to travel a lot, I eat western food and live in a western style…(as most Chinese do when they have acquired wealth, education and culture and become bananas and seek all things western from clothes to food to wine to the names of their buildings and houses and children). You see, Chinaman, there are nooks and crannies in this fake ‘World city’ where I can have my own reality and others like me can too…think the China towns you people enjoy, but the opposite! Does this answer your question? YOU COMPLETE FUCK WIT WHO IS TOO FUCKING DUMB AND UNCULTURED AND INEXPERIENCED TO IMAGINE THIS IS POSSIBLE”
    Sex workers hang out with other sex workers. Yup, I understand that.

  28. Tony M says:

    Chinaman is as stupid as other buck toothed, frizzy haired, hare brained Chinmmen frantically kow towing and panicking.

    Just as long as you don’t start flying the Cathay planes we will be safe…

  29. Bingo Wong says:

    Should add: Chinaman is the type who would likely harass women.
    What makes Cats Eye’s experience bizarre – and no less awful and distressing – is that a Chinaman actually believed that he might stand a chance with a western woman – unsurprisingly his approach was a disgusting, inappropriate, drunken advance.
    Chinamen are clearly forgetting their place and the fact that no western woman would ever consider going near them.
    the Chinese on this blog should be apologizing and saying that not all Chinese are the same…but they are not…because they are all the same..

  30. Anonymous says:

    Bingo, Tony M, Chinaman, AK47 is the same fucked up dude talking to himself. LOL

  31. Chinaman says:

    Bingoman, Hong Kong has the lowest sexual harassment rate among the advanced countries. I believe the same for sexual offence generally. Most sexual harassment in Hong Kong are committed by gweiloos.

  32. Buck says:

    “Financial pressure, career-driven mentalities and limited space are seen as key drivers for Hong Kong having a fertility rate that is one of the lowest in the world by some measures, with an average 1.04 births per woman according to the World Bank.”
    In addition to the above-mentioned factors driving a low fertility rate in HK, we should add:
    – Chinamen with small dicks (while I’m on the topic, guys, pse stop blow drying your pubes in the gym)
    – Chinamen obsession with Candy Crush (rather than eye candy)
    – Chinamen unsure if they are male or female (small toys hanging off their backpacks, preening themselves in bathroom mirrors, and a nervy obsession with fixing the hair)

  33. Mari Cheng says:

    The police wont prosecute ‘buck teeth’ perverts (Chinese). They are racist and frame white guys. I have to say this because it true.

  34. Chinaman says:

    Mari, if the suspect is a gweiloo, the investigating police officer, the prosecuting counsel and judge will all be gweiloos.

  35. Anonymous says:

    And based on what are you affirming that, Chinaman?

  36. Chinaman contoller says:

    I have been in court and prison cell for beating up a local who assaulted my wife (whilst she carrying my 1 yr old at the time).

    I held him for citizens arrest…but guess what…I got charged! from the police to the lawyers to the prosectors to the judge it was all yellow.

  37. Chinaman says:

    Chinaman contoller [sic], yes, I agree with you. Most violent crimes in Hong Kong are committed by gweiloos.

  38. Anonymous says:

    Bunch of unbelievable racist scum. I think time is actually quite overdue for the fucking Chinese to get what they truly deserve from the international community (a real beating). I have never been to court apart from prosecuting one asshole who smashed into my car – head on. The police was at the scene and verified beyond a shadow of doubt that it was totally the Chinaman’s fault, but sometime later I was virtually interrogated by the police about the accident, at which point I was absolutely mad at them because they were at the scene and verified everything. My car was a write off and he should have been convicted for dangerous driving. Luckily for me I suffered only minor injuries. Guess what, he just received a $200 fine and a slap on the wrist from his fellow yellow racist scum. After that it took almost 3 years for his insurance to pay for the loss of my car, at which point the car had already devalued some 30%. Hong Kong is really heading down a brutal racist, corrupt, biased slope, on a massive scale… and it seems that nobody is taking any notice of this.

  39. Anon says:

    1. Chinaman says:
    July 26, 2017 at 7:05 pm
    Bingoman, Hong Kong has the lowest sexual harassment rate among the advanced countries. I believe the same for sexual offence generally. Most sexual harassment in Hong Kong are committed by gweilos.

    That’s bollox. it just doesn’t get reported because the locals know the rank and file police are either useless or as bent as an 9 dollar notes. The latest stats suggest one in seven women in HK have experienced sexual violence in their lives. All those tens of thousands of gweilos (out of a population of over 7 milion) must be shitting well busy fitting it all in along with a full time job
    In 2015-2016 there weer 486 cases of rape and sexual assault reported, 43 % of which happened in a domestic setting ie the people involved knew each other.. its believed more is taking place than the numbers suggest but isn’t reported. ,Mainly because of the stigma local women would be subject to if they reported it.Also the number of rape crisis centres is miniscule for a city this size.
    Also stop saying you are an advance country. You aren’t advanced and you aren’t a country.

    2.Chinaman says:
    July 27, 2017 at 12:00 am
    Mari, if the suspect is a gweiloo, the investigating police officer, the prosecuting counsel and judge will all be gweiloos.

    Sources please? Most of the westerners remaining in the job aren’t in investigative roles. They are at least Chief Inspector rank or above and in administrative roles waiting for their pensions. Check out the silly twat who does the short tv pieces on crime prevention advice on the local tv. (if he’s stilll around).

    .Chinaman says:
    July 27, 2017 at 10:30 pm
    Chinaman contoller [sic], yes, I agree with you. Most violent crimes in Hong Kong are committed by gweiloos.

    More bollox. See No1 above. Seven million people and all the violent crime is committed by a few thousand gweilos? Most of the locals settle scores in house and don’t involve the local plod.. If its local vs gweilo the local invariably plays to the gallery with some semi autistic screaming play acting .that’s usually a complete travesty of what actually happened.

  40. Chinaman contoller says:

    If you have an altercation with a local they will desperately try to involve the police. Do whats apororiate n right them then get away ASAP. Gotts be VERY careful in Hong Wrong.

    Funny thing is in Europe the Chink would get SOOOO MUCH sympathy and support and fairness.

  41. Anon says:

    Chinaman contoller says:
    July 28, 2017 at 9:30 pm
    Funny thing is in Europe the Chink would get SOOOO MUCH sympathy and support and fairness.

    Yes that’s what happens when the police in an advanced country deal with foreigners who need help.Policing without fear or favour instead of the kids and clowns that pass for cops in HK.

  42. Bingo Wong says:

    on holiday in Sri Lanka, almost all holidaying people and relaxed….except for a few sour faced Chinese staring at their phones and sitting in the lobby complaining and hassling staff. No class scum

  43. HK Small Penis Island says:

    The reason why Chinese blow dry their pube hair at the gym is a bit like the birds preparing fancy nest to impress girls. Fact is, they don’t have a penis, it’s so small might as well use their fingers, so all they have to show is that little forest, so better take care of it like a lady.

    I really despise Chinese, HKers are even worse as they think they are above them. They’re even worse, they’re the biggest coward in the world. Just need to see all the little faggots on the subreddit, no balls. You know they look like girls and pretend they some sort of Japanese manga Characters, while listening to the gayest Cantopop songs ever.

  44. netherworld says:

    The Chinese are hated everywhere they go, especially amongst its neighbours–from Inner Mongolia in the north to the Indonesia in the South. The hatred is particularly noted in Xinjiang. But the funny thing is that the Chinese hates themselves too.

  45. Anonymous says:

    Mr Dudley, if you have the time I would love to read one on their terrible driving.

    From the minibus drivers, to the guys who leave the cars running for no reason making things dirty, getting taken out by cars that never indicate, Mirrors on trucks taking you clean out on the footpath.. etc

  46. Anonymous says:

    You, motherfucking small time, scum of this planet, abhorrent useless Chinese pieces of shit. The Ecuadorian government should execute those pieces of human garbage!!! You should be thrown to the sharks to end your fucking miserable, detestable, abominable, heinous existence!!!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40944886

  47. Simon Oldham says:

    Such a disgusting and parasitic race. When they are gone the world will be a better and more diverse place.

  48. AK47 says:

    I think the main fuel is for me is that this place is boring.
    there’s no challenges, “I don’t to die here for fucks sake?” is in most of our non HK born minds, etc??. Am I wrong?

  49. white people suck says:

    white people have soft dick and tehy all suck

  50. Dog 's eyes says:

    I ‘am a stupid ,ugly , fat , smelly Westen Woman who love to piss on the Floor . Ya This is our nature . We love to PISS on everything . http://lancasteruaf.blogspot.hk/2009/12/piss-poor-edl-defending-englands.html . HA HA .

  51. East of Africa says:

    Chinkies = turd polishing fools. Women hating perverts.

  52. Tony M says:

    The Chinaman naming himself Dogs Eye is clearly enraged at Cats Eye.

    Of all the posters here the Chinaman is enraged by the woman.

    It tells you all you need to know about his breed.

    Such a freak.

  53. Tony M says:

    This is not understandable? Very poor English, you should be sacked from your role as junior receptionist.

  54. Tony F says:

    The White Cracker naming himself Tony M is clearly enraged at me ( Tony F) .Of all the posters here the White Cracker enraged by the woman .
    It tells you all you need to know about his breed.
    Such a Pervert .

  55. Chinaman says:

    If you can’t make it in Hong Kong, why don’t go back to your own country and do counter-terrorism. It is a growing industry, as long as you don’t mind your own execution broadcast live on youtube.

  56. Tony F says:

    I’m so scary . That White pedohile Tony M , always stalking me .You should be sacked from your role as a shitty teacher .

  57. Shit of Africa says:

    Nigger = criminal , slave , stupid and ugly shit . Fat ass, ugly women loving perverts .
    White Cracker = Soft dick , pussy who love to complaint eveything but never tolerate a single complaint about themselves. They all look like a shit turd . Ha Ha

  58. Barry says:

    Hah, the small penis warrior is back!

    No doubt lightly typing away whilst in his shared dungeon bedroom with his siblings and grandparents, helper made to hide away under his bed..

  59. Tony M says:

    Chinaman trolls…fuck off back to your grandparents 300 sq ft flat…sleep on your bunk where you dream of being accepted by a white woman and being praised by your boss

  60. Chinaman says:

    I only hate those fucking cracker losers who can’t find a decent job at home, come here stealing other people’s jobs, and bitches about how they hate the people they are making a living from when they are in fact sex workers in disguise.

  61. HK Small Penis Island says:

    China man is just displaying his local flair for cultural acceptance. Hate the black, hate the white. At least we can see our penis, not like the China man all around, scrawny fuckers

  62. Tony M says:

    China ‘Man’ is a misnomer. There are no real men in China.

  63. UK Soft Penis National says:

    Ya , We ‘re White , We all have small and soft penis . Come on give me a break , I try to get ” hard ” but it won’t succeed .NO ………..

  64. Chinaman Controller says:

    I get hard when Chiky girls stick their tongues up my asshole and lick my turds. They don’t do this for China ‘men’

    Chinky chicks know that white guys have big hard cocks.

  65. Anonymous says:

    I think this guy is the only sane person in this giant mental asylum.

  66. HK Small Penis Island says:

    HK has to be the only country where you don’t know if the person has a down syndrome or just normal. They look like them, act like them. Yet someone with down syndrome has more common sense and humanity than these dogs.

  67. Anonymous says:

    Please don’t insult dogs. They’re wonderful animals, unless they have rabies.

  68. Anonymous says:

    “Chinaman says:
    August 29, 2017 at 10:21 pm
    I only hate those fucking cracker losers who can’t find a decent job at home, come here stealing other people’s jobs, and bitches about how they hate the people they are making a living from when they are in fact sex workers in disguise.”

    You fucking piece of shit troll. I also hate those fucking cracker losers Chinese who can’t do anything well and yet come to the West to fake a qualification or sell their fucking shit, disgusting crap, they call “food”. Bitching about how they hate the West and white ppl while trying to scum us with their fucking shit. making a living scamming us and don’t contribute shit towards anything, Those are worse than whores, they are vermin in disguise.

  69. AK47 says:

    Time for a different post perhaps?

  70. Buck says:

    yes, the swearathon is a bit of a yawn.

  71. Anonymous says:

    Are bored, Buck? Try the Cantonese swearathon then… ‘I fak yo mada’, if you know what I mean, or ‘diu lei lo mo’ ( 𨳒你老母). Enjoy it, also the finger pointing martial art.

  72. AK47 says:

    Can you write in English please. Thanks.

  73. Dick says:

    Obviously there are something very wrong mentally with these fucking people. Would you say they are mostly psychopaths, sociopaths or a bit of both?

  74. AK47 says:

    I guess the post goes on.

    I recently saw on HK TV one of these juvenile games shows, where local celebrities compete by playing silly games with each other. That little fat guy that dresses like transvestite called Eric hosts it.

    One of the favorites seems to be the Ping Pong game where two celebrities face each other, and each has to try and suck a floating Ping Pong ball first.

    The person I was watching with understood Chinese, so I asked who these people were?

    The person said that they were famous movie and music stars. I asked how famous? The person replied some were very famous.

    Then a part of the show came on showing prizes, gold watch $10,000, bracelet $7,000 etc.

    I asked whats this? The person replied that these were the prizes the celebrities win.

    I said but they are already so wealthy, it’s not given to charity? The person replied “oh no, the celebrities wouldn’t do the show for free, there’d be no show”.

  75. HK Small Penis Island says:

    AK47 – exactly shows the culture. Instead of giving it to charity like the celebrities in Europe or US, they will just ask for money. It’s that face system, no way im doing anything for free, what are my parents going to say!

  76. Anonymous says:

    C’mon guys, this is a lot worse than just ‘losing face’. It’s being completely dissociated from the essence of any form of life. Celebrities are the ones who can at least show some level of compassion towards those much less fortunate. Charity is also good for their image. What I find puzzling and unbelievably revolting is how hongkongers take this inhumane lack of compassion and pathetic sense of greed at face value, as it is the most natural and normal behaviour. How the hell is this possible? Are we living in the 21st Century or in the Neolithic Period?

  77. HK Small Penis Island says:

    we need more post!

  78. AK47 says:

    Just throwing some ideas around, but was thinking maybe some celebrities can post?
    I reckon a couple of diamond Rolex’s, a mid-priced BMW and some free talent lessons would be enough?

  79. AK47 says:

    Hmm mm, yep agreed the “smart phones” is a family favorite, but,,,,, as you observed maybe too obvious/common? There’s got to be a way to express something not already expressed to put down these evolutionary mistakes for our amusement? Hmm mm, lets mull this over guys:)

  80. Buck says:

    we need Dudley to write something about “smart phones, dumb users”. Or is it just too obvious/common to write about?

  81. Buck says:

    Or, how about something on “exercising: HK style”: the dancing aunties (that play the same damn song…every….friggen….night), the dudes walking backwards in the park, the topless old guys slapping themselves, the noisy hikers kitted out with enough gear to survive on an island for a month, and the guys in the gym that just sit there and….well, sit there.

  82. There’s a post about HK exercising from around 2011 or so

  83. AK47 says:

    About ten years ago, dogs were regarded as dirty and definitely rarely pets. Obviously some minor french fry celebrity must have come on TV and announced that owning dogs brought longevity, wealth or some other silliness. And of course after that important announcement the dog phenomenon exploded. I do however like the really small fluffy cute ones, you know, the ones that yap in supersonic and look like the after effect of a rat that fornicated a feather duster. I also love the puffed up joggers peacocking around each other, again no doubt some dust sized celeb announced some other vomit to cause this new primate behavior.

  84. AK47 says:

    Well so its me again??? Come on you lazy lot! In the name of charitable relief!

    OK, hm mm well I got some time to tap in some thoughts for a new subject/post,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hmm.

    Yep that’s it!

    Buck well noted that ” the guys in the gym that just sit there and….well, sit there”.
    And this has got me pondering.

    Maybe, just maybe mind, they’re are not there to exercise?

    OK, now, here’s a thought. Could they be closet gay and poofs looking for other poofs to have poofy sexual intercourse with in a gay poofy environment?

    I’m not homophobic or anything like that klu klax klan thing, or those dedicated moonies, but what do you think of the poofy closet HK male gym theory though as a new subject/post??/?;)

  85. Anonymous says:

    How about a post on Hong Kong ikea? People taking their family there for a day out, reclining in chairs, sleeping in beds..

  86. Buck says:

    Don’t forget the infamous “IKEA amble”. It drives me nuts. It’s the combo of exaggerated HK ambling (the locals amble at the best of times) and phone watching, all messed up together like drunks in slow mo.

  87. Anonymous says:

    Sad thing is, it’s the family day out! That’s where they take their donkey offspring for the family excursion.

    Now, another one would be the dumb businesses they own that are not only shit but never going to succeed. Shops that sell nothing.

    They seem to think they are astute business people as well.

    Wankas

  88. Anonymous says:

    You can write virtually about anything in Hong Kong, from the IKEA recreation ground for zombies (including the hustling to get meatballs and chicken wings in the IKEA restaurant), to the “no dog shitting” signs in housing estates like Mei Foo, to the smart “dead slow” signs in car parks, to the jerks driving at 20 mph on their brand new BMWs and Mercs on highways (on the fast lane), to truck drivers racing you everywhere, to double decker buses blocking all three lanes on Nathan Road, to small dick jerks blocking pedestrian crossings on traffic lights and dive bomb turns on their Ferraris and shit, to people staring at you like idiots, to jerks screaming and burping out loud on buses and MTR, to queueing for a 1% discount on toilet paper (I think this one has been covered), to “Fuk Tat” establishments, to “cum” stations (official government language), to no go areas for white people (like those fucking Apliu and Fuk Wa Streets, and Golden Computer Arcade), to turning right at roundabouts on the inside lane (without indicating)… the list is almost endless.

  89. AK47 says:

    Hey! What about the chimps who slow the whole process down by paying for a single Banana with American Express or Visa cards at Park n Shop and Welcome? Come on now, you got to love those darlings too?

  90. Buck says:

    someone please help me. It should be a restful Sunday, but I’ve got chicken chopping downstairs, piano to my right, drilling to me left, and screaming kids in the lift lobby.

  91. AK47 says:

    I’m not sure of the phone number but the good Samaritans might be able to advise? Stay strong Buck, we all understand how you feel, although I must admit, I’ve got ear plugs in, and those blacked out glasses the blind wear, and I’m hidden behind a thick mattress because I just heard some gun shots. Its probably someone hammering or chopping pig bits, but I’m not taking any chances.

  92. AK47 says:

    Buck, I forgot to add this educational stress management video that might help you’re situation.

    Unfortunately the quality is not good, but it still manages to get its healing message across.

    Hope it helps.

  93. Buck says:

    I’m scared of the winter, when I have to turn the aircon off (it’s a white noise, to partly cover the HK noise).

    Now there’s more people screaming in the lift lobby. Maybe 10 to 12 of them. And they have lanterns, and they are shouting “bye bye”, but they are not leaving. They are staying there. In the lift lobby. And my aircon isn’t producing enough white noise. I need an industrial fan.

    They’ve got me surrounded. But if I leave my flat…..it’s even worse. It’s Hong Kong out there.

  94. AK47 says:

    Hang in there Buck! Hang there buddy!

  95. AK47 says:

    Buck, I hear you buddy. I used to curl up into a ball and weep then it was time to turn off the air-con’s soothing white noise.

    But I did find an alternative fix that you may want to consider before you leap off the roof.

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/NUMATIC-HVR200-11-Vacuum-Cleaner-Bagged/dp/B00N3MDSDS

    Not only is it monstrously loud, but you will also have an amazingly dust free flat at the end of winter.

    Hope this helps.

  96. Chinaman says:

    AK47 says:
    October 1, 2017 at 7:45 pm
    “I’m not sure of the phone number but the good Samaritans might be able to advise? Stay strong Buck, we all understand how you feel, although I must admit, I’ve got ear plugs in, and those blacked out glasses the blind wear, and I’m hidden behind a thick mattress because I just heard some gun shots. Its probably someone hammering or chopping pig bits, but I’m not taking any chances.”

    hey AK47, are you from Las Vegas? is it easy to buy guns there? hahahaaaa.. I love this blog–the best hate-speech site there is!!! Keep it up you fucking losers…

  97. Buck says:

    Chinaman, I hope your helper is there to hold your hand..

  98. Anonymous says:

    Apologies , I wrote under bucks name in error… nonetheless, chinaman – do you still live in that small 200sq foot apartment with your grandparents ?

  99. Chinaman says:

    Buck, Anonymous and other fucking losers,
    I know you can’t afford a domestic helper, but you must have grandparents, right? when was the last time you visited them? 10 years ago? 20 perhaps?

  100. Anonymous says:

    Hong Kong would be a sad place for an elderly person to live out their golden years. No sense of achievement. No sense of hope. Crammed into a tiny box living each sad day out with 6 other people knowing that the only person who has any hope of a better life being your domestic helper.

  101. AK47 says:

    Guys, guys calm down please! Compassion and love is what we need today!

    Please take time to listen to the message of love in the video below.

    Hope this helps.

  102. Buck says:

    I get it, the big nose thing. It is one thing (amongst many) that we don’t think about, but Asians envy.

    It’s funny how Chinese like big eyes, big nose, white skin etc. Whereas westerners would never desire small eyes, flat nose, yellow skin.

    I feel sorry for ABCs. You can take the Chinaman out of China, but you can’t take China out of the Chinaman.

    Ouch!

  103. AK47 says:

    I agree with Buck, I would never desire small eyes, flat nose, yellow skin. However green skin like a Toad wouldn’t be so bad. Along with the ability to leap amazing lengths and catch flies with my tongue actually sounds quite desirable.

  104. Anonymous says:

    Chinaman says:
    October 3, 2017 at 3:12 am
    ‘Buck, Anonymous and other fucking losers,
    I know you can’t afford a domestic helper, but you must have grandparents, right?’

    I certainly could. Only to find out that a domestic helper is not at all needed if you have a little sense of organisation, hygiene, cooking skills and can hold your own fucking bags. You Chinese are complete morons… greedy morons. Why don’t you at least pay decent wages to your helpers, since you’re utterly inept.

  105. Buck says:

    My HK colleague makes her domestic helper handwash all their clothes (rather than machine wash), because “she has time to do it”. The most puzzling part is, she’s not at all ashamed to tell me this.

  106. AK47 says:

    I wonder why they come here to work?

  107. Buck says:

    Chinaman is really butt hurt. Ouch.

    Here kitty kitty kitty…….

  108. Chinaman says:

    I am so hurt! Where can I find some AK47? Las Vegas?

  109. AK47 says:

    Chinaman, the tragedy in Vegas is very sad. What’s the lost lives of innocent people have to do with Hong Kong? Calm down mate and lets keep this website fun.

  110. Anonymous says:

    This website isn’t exactly fun because it dishes out all the shit that expats have to endure. Although it’s fun to see assholes like ‘Chinaman’ and co. getting pissed off and trying to justify themselves, and their ‘superior’ and ‘perfect’ culture, on random problems happening in the West. The typical stinky arses who think their farts smell of roses. No sense of humour, incapable of understanding a joke and as thick as two short planks. Funny though they can only assert themselves by consuming Western goods. Self-affirming shit-headed fopdoodles.

  111. Chinaman says:

    AK47 says:
    October 6, 2017 at 4:52 pm
    “Chinaman, the tragedy in Vegas is very sad. What’s the lost lives of innocent people have to do with Hong Kong? Calm down mate and lets keep this website fun.”

    Yes, sir. Sorry about that. Let’s talk about ISIS then. Where will their next attack be? Europe or America?

  112. Barry says:

    Typical chinaman – just doesn’t get it… still,

  113. Barry says:

    Has anyone met a chinaman who does get it? Who is able to drive a vehicle.? Who can play football? Who can look at a smart phone without it being an in from your squinting small penis eyes?

    Between posts you are sufficient vindication small penis chinaman… good luck finding that thing.

  114. Anonymous says:

    Chinamen only get one thing, money! Talk about History or Philosophy, they don’t get it; make a joke about something, they don’t get it; talk about books and literature, they don’t get it; talk about geography and geopolitics, they don’t get it; talk about, culture, music, arts, design, etc, they don’t get it; talk about systems, they don’t get it… whip out a pile of cash and shove it right on their frying pan faces, then they get it!

  115. Chinaman says:

    I have a tiny penis it is true but I can see whore.

    I can eat so many rare animals and not be sick.

    I am learning English good. One day I will live in Australia, Canada or UK before China is unfit for life forms from of glorious pollution.

  116. Anonymous says:

    You can eat rare animals and not be sick!!?? You are already sick by doing so… can’t get it again, sicko? China is the 4th largest country in the world by area, and the 1st by population (close to 1,400.000 people). Now you say that once China is unfit for life forms because of your ‘glorious’ pollution you’ll migrate to Australia, Canada or the UK? What are you? A virus? Once you destroyed your own living environment you’ll spread to other countries? All 1,400,000 of you? You really don’t fucking get it, do you!?

  117. Buck says:

    They are indeed a virus. Or a parasite. Or a ….locust.

  118. heycunt says:

    we’re waiting for a new post you cunt

  119. hate.hk says:

    Anonymous says:
    October 10, 2017 at 9:31 am
    You can eat rare animals and not be sick!!?? You are already sick by doing so… can’t get it again, sicko? China is the 4th largest country in the world by area, and the 1st by population (close to 1,400.000 people). Now you say that once China is unfit for life forms because of your ‘glorious’ pollution you’ll migrate to Australia, Canada or the UK? What are you? A virus? Once you destroyed your own living environment you’ll spread to other countries? All 1,400,000 of you? You really don’t fucking get it, do you!?
    hear hear!!! I’m HK and think this is defo true
    CHINA SUCKS AND SO DOES HONG KONG!!!

  120. soulshock22 says:

    Hey guys, in honor of Dudley Dawson, I started a facebook page for Hong Kong Sucks, as there is no official one. Obviously you chicken shit cunts aren’t going use your real FB profile to post there, but if you do, you deserve a free beer and a blowjob from a Russian hooker for being so savage.

    Here ya go: https://www.facebook.com/hksux/

  121. Cat's Eye says:

    Ak47, 22 July — No, I’m not a coward, but you are entitled to your opinion, as am I.

    Soulshock 22, 23 July — No, I’m not a whore, but you are entitled to your opinion, as am I.

    Soulshock22, 16 Oct — I don’t have a Facebook page. I don’t need one and neither does anyone else on this forum to express their opinion.

    This comment from Buck from 5 Oct probably sums up the HK experience quite nicely:

    “My HK colleague makes her domestic helper handwash all their clothes (rather than machine wash), because “she has time to do it”. The most puzzling part is, she’s not at all ashamed to tell me this.”

  122. Buck says:

    FB sucks.

    BTW the most difficult colleagues in HK, I find, are the middle-aged, childless, career-oriented women. Those women are impossible to manage. They dont have a life. They have failed in their basic function to have kids, so they are angry inside. Really, really angry. And they bring that anger to rhe office, and feel they have to compensate for their motherly failure by aggressively going up the career ladder.

    That’s my hypothesis, and I’m sticking with it.

  123. Anonymous says:

    Hey soulshok22, that’s great! Well done Sir! Since you now have a hksux page on Facebook, why don’t you start by posting selfies of yourself floating in the toilet bowl you piece of shit.

  124. Buck says:

    Ok, so the latest dweebs in HK are getting around on those one wheeled electronic scooter things, with really bright lights and loud music. And they think they are rather cool.

    I just don’t know what to say.

    Hong Kong sucks.

  125. Buck says:

    We need more people contributing to this site. HK sucks without HK Sucks.

  126. Anonymous says:

    I’m sorry, Buck, it seems that people are buggering off from this nightmare. I still post from time to time, but luckily for me I already got out. I feel for you, but you’ve made your choice, now don’t let those pieces of shit get you down. The best you can do in your situation is to keep growing your bank acc., don’t take shit under any circumstances from Chinese assholes, toughen up, exploit them at every opportunity and keep your chin up. HK not only sucks, it reeks of shit nowadays. Those Chinese assholes still try to come with their scam and bullshit over here in the West, and it’s quite hilarious to sometimes see the enormous boot they get up their arses; shunned everywhere. When you watch those retards from the outside it’s quite pitiful, but the outrage and anger from everything I’ve witnessed and experienced in Hong Kong is still very much alive, and lucky for them they are too inept to even begin to muck about with me in my home country, like they used to do when I was a guest in their fuckhole of a country.

  127. Anonymous says:

    And by the way, where better to sell those unicycles, or hoverboards, or self-balancing scooters, or whatever the fuck they call these shit than in Hong Kong? They’re already parasites and slugs, who can’t even move their legs on a fucking straight line. Idiots coming up with idiotic gadgets to then sell to even more idiotic people. A perfect marketing combination since they don’t have anything better to do with their money.. I wonder how is it going to be when thousands and thousands of Hong Kong idiots are riding on those stupid things in Mong Kok or Admiralty, crashing into everything and everyone around. That would definitely be something to behold haha (from an aerial view obviously)… and the noise pollution with them blasting their shit canto pop… nightmares only get better in the Turd of the Orient.

  128. Cat's Eye says:

    I wonder if the unicycles will explode like the hoverboards?

  129. Cat's Eye says:

    Dudley, have you left us?

  130. Buck says:

    It’s not a unicycle, Cat’s Eye. I think it’s some kind of segway thing? I dunno. But they dont make any noise. Just suddenly while strolling along a footpath you will hear really friggen loud canto music, and some wiener (not to be confused with winner) will scoot past on one of those things.

    I saw a girl in a wheel chair on the train yesterday. I got to wondering, what does she think about all these chimps pushing and shoving to get a seat on the train? She can only dream of standing. Man those chimps F me off. And if they dont get a seat, you can see them eyeing one up at every station, just waiting to pounce when someone gets off. Oh FFS.

  131. Buck says:

    Cheers Anonymous. Its’ really a problem now. Not kidding. I cant just shrug HK off anymore. I fear I will be the centre of a public incident soon (you know HKers: a slight bump here or there can escalate very quickly into finger pointing, screaming, and police).

    BTW why cant HKers just talk to themselves about things, instead of going through a middleman? I took a can of WD40 over to my neighbours, suggesting they might want to fix their door. They thought I was nuts, and called the Management Office to report me. Good old HKers always resort to calling the Management Office, and, good old Management Office never does anything anyway.

    They simply don’t have balls. Everything is passive aggressive and/or indirect communication channels.

  132. Anonymous says:

    The answer is simple Buck: they’re lazy, brain-dead, coward and inept. Their passive aggressive behaviour is a result of ‘don’t care’, ‘can’t be arsed’, ‘our [bullshit] culture’ and prejudiced attitude. Reporting you to the management office for trying to help just says it all. They have their heads so deep up their arses that they lost sight of their own anuses. In the beginnings of my nightmare journey in Hong Kong I used to think that these people must be the angriest fuckers on the planet as everywhere I thought they’re having massive brawls. One day a local was next to me and I asked him what was the argument about that time, he said that they were actually agreeing on something (but still finger pointing)… how can you live in such a place and still keep your sanity?

  133. Suck says:

    You know you are in Hong Kong when everyone around you seems to be suffering from at least one of the following personality disorders:

    (a) Paranoid
    (b) Schizotypal
    (c) Anti-social
    (d) Narcissistic
    (e) Avoidant
    (f) Obsessive–compulsive
    (g) Depressive
    (h) Haltlose
    (i) Passive-aggressive
    (j) Sadistic
    (k) Self-defeating
    (l) Psychopathic

  134. Buck says:

    “The best you can do in your situation is to keep growing your bank acc., don’t take shit under any circumstances from Chinese assholes, toughen up, exploit them at every opportunity and keep your chin.”

    Pearls of wisdom from Anon. He is exactly right. Noted! I should not let them away with anything just because I am a “guest”.

  135. Winnie Ho says:

    I worry that Dudley has been taken for re-education.

    Buck – I thought you said you had left HK?

  136. Buck says:

    I had a couple of very close calls, but I’m still here. Prospects keep getting told “You’ve been in HK too long. You’re not international anymore”.

    Now I think I’m just gonna quit and leave. But it’s risky to have no job to go to (on the other hand, it’s risky to stay here and lose one’s mind).

  137. Cat's Eye says:

    Buck – so is it similar to one of these small segways below? I haven’t seen either, yet, but I’m sure they’ll be showing up soon. I was thrilled when the hoverboads stopped being used where I live, but I should’ve known better.
    This:
    https://www.google.com/search?q=segway&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab
    Not this:
    https://swagtron.com/electric-unicycle/?attribute_pa_feed-color=white&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIoei_s9SK1wIVjDaBCh0Jhg3UEAQYASABEgLz-fD_BwE
    Ha, ha “re-education” or maybe I shouldn’t find that funny. I shouldn’t not at all.

  138. Anonymous says:

    Just last night my wife and I went into a circle k to buy a pack of biscuits. We paid with coins and the cunt lady behind the counter got upset and started rambling off shit in Contonese. These people are fucked up on all levels – true fucking psychopaths!

    Also our neighbours are making our life a living hell. The management put up a notice and they just tore it down and threw it in the trash bin. Living here is like being stuck in a nightmare you can’t wake up from. Chinese people are such fuckers!

  139. Anonymous says:

    Buck says:
    October 25, 2017 at 9:18 am
    ‘(on the other hand, it’s risky to stay here and lose one’s mind).’

    I opted for the above. No regrets whatsoever.

  140. Anonymous says:

    Do you worry about Dudley, Winnie Ho? Really?? I’ve met a few Winnies in HK who were complete retards, and a few Hos who were absolute filthy scumbags. I hope you don’t fit the double bill. Have a good day.

    Anonymous, HK is a circus of horrors. The retard behind Circle K counter was expecting you to use an octopus card (or ‘octopussy’ like the Filipino ladies say – I’d be curious to see an ‘octopussy’, if they have it in the Philippines haha..). Once inside a 7-Eleven a local maniac was screaming in Cantonese at the girl behind the counter, when it was my turn to pay for my item I stretched my arm to hand over the money to the girl and this guy pushed my arm away violently. I asked the idiot if he was out of his mind and he said in broken English ‘if I wanted a fight’ (I’m 6ft 5 and weigh 18st – the guy was about 5ft 5). I got close to him and said: ‘give it your best shot little shit’, then he said sorry and pissed off. You’ve got to see the funny side of this shithole…

  141. Buck says:

    It’s midnight, and the neighbours have been banging their door roughly every ten minutes, starting from around 10.30pm. WTF????? If their door is loud in my place, then what’s it like to actually live in their place? Being selfish is one thing, but, they also have to tolerate it. Doesn’t it bother THEM?

    It’s like the selfish cunts that never indicate. Of course, they dont care about the safety of others (hello, this is HK. i mean, come on). But, indicating also enhances the safety of oneself, doesn’t it??? Are the majority of HK drivers really that selfish AND stupid, all combined into one?

  142. Anonymous says:

    All combined into a huge pile of shit. Safety? They don’t have that word in their fucking dictionary. They can hardly control a car, let alone know what an indicator is, or what it is supposed to be used for. I hope you don’t have to actually drive in Hong Kong, what I used to see driving on the roads of Hong Kong beggars belief. As for your neighbours, do you think if that fucking racket they make bothered them they’d be doing that? They bother about only a few things like money, stuffing their arses with fucking ‘delicious food’, toilet paper, posing for photos with shit eating grins, their fucking mobile phones and facebook. The concept of ‘others’, as well as thoughtfulness, concern, care, solicitude, mindfulness. kindness, understanding, respect, sensitivity, tact, discretion, compassion, generosity, benevolence, friendliness also do not exist in their fucking dictionaries.

  143. Buck says:

    You know HK very well, Anonymous. Very accurate. You must have lived here for quite some time.

  144. Buck says:

    Is it just me, or do locals like to tell Gwielos “you look fat” “you look thin” “you look tired” “have you had lunch”. Do they learn this in “How to start a conversation with a Gwielo 101”? Or am i simply a fat, thin, tired looking Gwielo who has not had lunch?

  145. Cat's Eye says:

    We’ve known a local Chinese couple for the past 6+ years as they take care of our dog when we’re on holiday. The last time they say my husband they told him he had gained weight. He hadn’t. A couple times, upon flying for 20+ hours, I was told I looked tired. Really??? They have no filter and basically say whatever comes to mind. And, they want you to have all of these qualities, “thoughtfulness, concern, care, solicitude, mindfulness. kindness, understanding, respect, sensitivity, tact, discretion, compassion, generosity, benevolence, friendliness…” But, doesn’t matter if they do or exhibit them.

  146. Anonymous says:

    Exactly. Only YOU should be kind towards them, but it doesn’t matter if they are annoying shitheads/complete assholes towards you. It’s always about that definition they use as an excuse to justify being complete ignorant assholes, ‘culture’. And when you have had so much fucking enough and end up losing it altogether, you’re so ‘impolite’. HK people are just beyond redemption. Like that bullshit Chinese people, in their ‘infinite wisdom’, talks about so often: ‘there’s too much heat inside you’ when you bite your mouth, or are feeling unwell. Oh yeah shitheads! After having to deal with idiots like you for a few years, almost driven to insanity, you bet I’m fucking boiling! There’s a very effective remedy to expel the ‘heat’, pack a really good ole punch right across your bloody faces. But better is to simply bugger off. That punch would certainly make me feel a lot better and expel a lot of the ‘heat’, but it would also be another very good opportunity for them to scam some more money out of me as compensation. Not with me babies!

    Buck, I was in HK long enough! ARGH!!!!!

  147. Buck says:

    It’s not called “heat”. It’s called “heatness”. You’ve got too much heatness inside.

    You can see how ridiculously local I have become…..

  148. Anonymous says:

    Ah, yes… the rape of the English language. Almost forgot that. By now you must be in ‘agreeing’ that this is another ‘prize’ to pay for overstaying in HK. But worry not, Buck, you’re already speaking the next generation of the English language, ‘Chinglish’. God helps us all.

  149. Anonymous says:

    Little advice for you, Buck. If you’re really stuck in Hong Kong, learn Cantonese until you become completely fluent at it. I’ve met a handful of Westerners in Hong Kong who are completely fluent in Cantonese. I once asked one of them about it and he said that it was the only way for him to figure them out, and he added that it makes a huge difference. But keep it for yourself and only use it when you need to unmask those pieces of shit. You’ll see how your HK colleagues, neighbours, etc., shit their pants when they realise a gweilo understands everything they say, and can reply accordingly. Also, you’ll see how venomous and malicious those assholes really are. I asked how he managed to become so fluent in Cantonese and he said that he did an immersion course at the Chinese University of Hong Kong, together with Japanese police officers, who were doing the course to crackdown on HK triads in Tokyo.

  150. Anonymous says:

    Shit, even I am getting it wrong now. It’s infectious. God help us all!
    When I started saying things like ‘okay laaa’ It was about time to get the fuck away from there.

  151. Barry says:

    Ever notice how they linger around the office expecting you give them money.. then dressing it up as “chinese new year”.

    Can sense the change in attitude in the lead up to that time of year.

    It’s the backbone of another post Dudley?

  152. Anonymous says:

    “Cat’s Eye says:
    July 21, 2017 at 8:28 pm
    Why are Hong Kong Chinese such racist pigs? Especially the men, but also the women and I’m sure this issue extends to Mainland China.

    I’m dumbfounded how, on one hand, the Chinese want to embrace everything Western, but on the other hand they show complete disdain for those of us who are Western, especially women.

    I met with an attorney (Chinese) at a very large/well known firm in Central who had just come from a liquid lunch (translation – he was drunk) and he had the audacity to come on to me. He treated me as if I was some dumb shit uneducated woman. Since there was no one else in the room it would’ve been my word against his. In the second meeting my husband came along and the attorney was a completely different person. If we had been just about anywhere else in the world I would have done everything in my power to get his license revoked.

    And to reply to Anon on 15 July…I’ve lived in Mid-levels/Sai Ying Pun and Discovery Bay. My husband and I have had to deal with pianos being played for hours on end, children running for hours on end, furniture being moved at extremely odd hours, renovation work inside the building, an MTR station being built next to us, doors slamming, people yelling, dogs barking, the stench of trash, etc. We’ve paid a lot of money to deal with this shit.

    Yeah, this place is “da bomb” people…cockroaches, snakes, rats and all. And, for those of you who say just leave if you don’t like it… believe me at my first opportunity I will, permanently. In the mean time I will save every damn $$ I can.

    Why a Western expat would choose to live here permanently is beyond me. Oh, and I had relatives decades and decades ago who were big time merchants (from the UK) here — one who lived in the governor’s mansion and another who lived on the Peak. Gag me is about all i can say. I’m sure things were different then. Why anyone would pay $100k HKD per month or more to live on the Peak is just nuts. You think you have arrived, but you haven’t. You’re just a fool.

    I will leave and I will not be back. Yes, I fully admit that my country has a myriad of problems. The difference is is that when I do go home I won’t have to share walls with strangers, In fact, my walls will have insulation – what a concept! I will have my own vehicle, a home on a good chunk of land, a f…ing garbage disposal, a decent sized washer and a decent sized dryer, etc, etc. Oh, and I won’t have to listen to my neighbor taking a piss. OMG.

    I don’t know why anyone thinks this place is Asia’s World City. Sure, if you compare it to Manila, which is devoid of anything even remotely cultural, than maybe Hong Kong has a fighting chance.

    To those of you who are Hong Kong Chinese…no, you are not heads above the Mainland Chinese. You think you are, but you are not.

    Learn how to treat all people with respect, not just Chinese, not just men, but everyone. Don’t be so two-faced and don’t worry about saving face – it just makes you look pathetic. It’s such a cliche, but it does apply here – try to think outside the box. Yes, you learn by rote in school and that’s not your fault, but that isn’t life. Oh no, it’s not on my list so it can’t be possible. Oh no, I can’t check box A, B or C… uh, uh, I dunno maybe I should check box D or speak to my boss because I can’t make a decision on my own. It’s okay, you will survive.

    Many of you are going to say I’m a Western woman who is a racist pig and that’s okay. The difference is is that I’m fully aware of how I have changed living here. I’m not a hypocrite. I know exactly who I am and what I have become living here. I do my best to rise above the bullshit I see here everyday, but it gets more and more difficult as the years go by.

    Oh, and stop weaving and staring at your phone while you’re walking down the stairs or ambling down a sidewalk. You know I’m there and I will not move. You will move and you will appear surprised, but it’s all an act. If you and your pals are taking up the sidewalk I will plow right through you. No, I’m not a big person but I have the strength to let you know you can’t be an asshole every moment of the day.

    And, for the Westerners here that seem to have a growing sense of misplaced entitlement. Stop it, you’re just as shitty as the Chinese when you act like an asshole. Treat the helpers with respect and treat the Chinese and every other nationality as you would wish to be treated. Yes, you really can rise above the fray and do it graciously. And, no, you are no better than anyone else here.

    If I hear one more adult Chinese woman speaking like a child (and thinking it’s cute) I may vomit right on them.

    I do have a heart. My husband and I have given $1000s of dollars to various organizations and people throughout Asia.

    Be honest with yourself. Be honest with the people around you…’Honesty is such a lonely word,
    Everyone is so untrue, Honesty is hardly ever heard.’”

    Cat’s Eye, I had to bring it up again (your post) because it’s actually one of the very best posts I have read on this blog.

    I also did my best to rise above the monumental bullshit, but no matter what you stand for, what you believe in, your principles, etc., the confrontation and provocation is never ending and obviously, and since I’m not a cold blooded vermin, I will explode as I did a few times, swear my ass off and on a few occasions very close to beating the shit out of a few Chinese assholes. I don’t give a shit whether they think I am a racist. If I am a ‘racist’, I am an amateur compared with their passive-aggressive racism. That piece of shit of a lawyer who treated you like that truly deserves to get every single bone of his body broken, but I guess you’ll just have to deal with the fact that you’re just yet another victim of this dystopia. Been there, seen it all, felt on my skin, and as you said, as the years went by it got so difficult that I simply had to go. But the psychological scars are deeper than I thought. *sigh*

  153. Tim says:

    if you watch the commercials on the local TV, you might begin to think this is mental institution. Here are a random sample of the ads played during primetime on TVB Jade last night:

    (1) herbal medicine for insomnia
    (2) message from the government not to commit suicide
    (3) the latest Japanese condom feels great
    (4) Mark Six jackpot is now $38 million
    (5) “if you borrow money, you need to repay”

  154. Buck says:

    HK is surely the best illustration of money not buying happiness.

  155. Anon says:

    “Anonymous says:”
    October 31, 2017 at 11:58 am

    My husband and I have had to deal with pianos being played for hours on end, children running for hours on end, furniture being moved at extremely odd hours, renovation work inside the building, an MTR station being built next to us, doors slamming, people yelling, dogs barking, the stench of trash, etc. We’ve paid a lot of money to deal with this shit.

    Solution? Motorhead Ace of Spades on full volume set to repeat. Press play and go out to work, shop take a hike whatever. Then go home. Play this and leave every time the neighbours carry on with their shit. Make sure you position speakers to have maximum effect eg facing neighbours wall or floor, ceiling. Eventually there should be a Pavlovian reaction. Sometimes you have fight fire with fire.

  156. Anonymous says:

    Cat’s Eye says:
    July 21, 2017 at 8:28 pm

    ‘Oh, and I won’t have to listen to my neighbor taking a piss. OMG.’

    Auntie urine at it again. Dudley posted a very graphic photo somewhere else (The Perfect Storm), and that single photo sums up the mixed feelings of revulsion, shock and horror. After the piss auntie urine goes back to her chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop… fancy a bite?

  157. Buck says:

    One thing I’ve never heard in HK is neighbors getting it off. There’s certainly no sex in the city going on, at least amongst HKers.

  158. Cat's Eye says:

    Anonymous says:
    October 31, 2017 at 11:58 am

    Anonymous — thank you for your kind words. I was really on a rant, wasn’t I?

    Slam, Slam, Slam, Slam. I’ve lost track of how many times the neighbor has slammed his door in the past hour. Sadly, I can’t even complain that he is Chinese, but that’s why I mentioned Westerners in my rant, too. He doesn’t seem to understand (or care?), along with his wife sometimes and the helper, that our doors are roughly 6 inches (15cm) apart. It’s one thing to have the Chinese be assholes, I expect it to some extent, but when it’s a Westerner I just don’t understand. I try my very best to not stoop to the level of venom of the Chinese. But, why oh why do the Westerners think it’s a good idea to add to the madness?

    I’m sitting outside on the balcony with the door closed and noise cancelling headphones on. Yes, I realize the headphones don’t work for slams, but they give me some comfort.

    If anyone is contemplating living in a walkup I would highly recommend that you don’t. We’re in a low rise (maybe considered a mid-rise, not sure) with about 5 or so floors. The noise in the stairwell travels whenever anyone is in it which means any door slamming travels up and down. This is our third flat. I’m not sure what is worse: MTR station being built next door to our previous flat in mid-levels, cockroaches on nearly a daily basis in our garden level/extremely old flat (also flooded once) in DB or our current place in DB — the walkup which also includes the two pianos, the flute, the violin, the barking dog, the screaming children, etc, etc.

    Anon – yes, we’ve thought about the speakers and all sorts of other methods. Management is useless as we’ve come to find out.

    Anonymous – Auntie urine — Oh, don’t remind me of that photo! I’m sincerely worried about those “psychological scars” and I hope they don’t resonate too deeply.

  159. Buck says:

    I hear you, Cat’s Eye. I brought some headphones last month, but I think I got I the wrong brand. They don’t cancel much.

    I have to go to the office to get some peace (that’s rather pathetic, isnt it?). If I could be sure of having peace at home, HK would be much more bearable to me. The problem now is, I think I’ve got some kind of disorder: even if the neighbours are quiet (seldom, but sometimes that does happen), I’m on edge waiting for the piano, door banging etc to start.

    My neighbour has a password (rather than a key) for opening his door. Every number he hits on the keypad makes a loud “beep beep”, and when the password is complete, it plays a song. This happens every time he or the maid or the kids enter the apartment. Good grief.

    Yup. HK noise. It’s a very big deal for me. That it interferes with my sleeping is probably the most serious consequence.

  160. Dystopian Chan says:

    i searched “soundproof door” on youtube and found a few good videos!!!

  161. Anonymous says:

    Cat’s Eye says:
    November 2, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    ‘Anonymous — thank you for your kind words. I was really on a rant, wasn’t I?

    It’s one thing to have the Chinese be assholes, I expect it to some extent, but when it’s a Westerner I just don’t understand. I try my very best to not stoop to the level of venom of the Chinese. But, why oh why do the Westerners think it’s a good idea to add to the madness?’

    A good old rant indeed.

    Cat’s Eye, assholes comes in all shapes, forms and colours. Assholes and idiots tend to be strategically distributed so you can meet at least one per day. That’s true for any country, but in Hong Kong they come in shitstorms. That’s the difference. Don’t be surprised when you find Westerners ready to add to the madness. Furthermore, there is an increasing number of Westerners assholes in Hong Kong, and with a ridiculously inflated sense of self-entitlement. I don’t know, maybe it got worse in later years as the scum from the West has been targeting Hong Kong for that ‘easy bucks’ more and more, or the horrific sewage it has turned into is attracting more rats than ever. Whatever it is, stay true to yourself, hold on to your principles, try to keep your chin up and your head cool and stay as far away from scum (whether Chinese or Westerner) as you possibly can. Really not much else you can do until the last day of this agony, when you get on that last flight away from this madness.

  162. Anonymous says:

    Buck says:
    November 2, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    ‘I have to go to the office to get some peace (that’s rather pathetic, isnt it?). If I could be sure of having peace at home, HK would be much more bearable to me.’

    Fucking hell, that was exactly my situation!!! How pathetic it can get, eh!? I certainly don’t have this problem where I live now – still a block of flats, but with normal human beings living around me. Such a simple concept. Or shall I say that the difference is no fucking Chinese around? People from all walks of life and from many different nationalities (English, Indians, Africans, Spanish, Polish, Brazilians, Germans, etc.) and all getting on with their lives, very quiet – especially at night, civilised and considerate towards each other. I would love to see another post from a cynical Chinese rat bragging about how fucking ‘safe’ Hong Kong is. C’mon assholes, let’s have some more of your fucking bullshit on Hong Kong Sucks!

  163. Hong Kong Safe says:

    Anonymous says:
    November 3, 2017 at 9:50 am

    “Fucking hell, that was exactly my situation!!! How pathetic it can get, eh!? I certainly don’t have this problem where I live now – still a block of flats, but with normal human beings living around me. Such a simple concept. Or shall I say that the difference is no fucking Chinese around? People from all walks of life and from many different nationalities (English, Indians, Africans, Spanish, Polish, Brazilians, Germans, etc.) and all getting on with their lives, very quiet – especially at night, civilised and considerate towards each other. I would love to see another post from a cynical Chinese rat bragging about how fucking ‘safe’ Hong Kong is. C’mon assholes, let’s have some more of your fucking bullshit on Hong Kong Sucks!”

    Are u now living in Chungking Mansion?

  164. Anonymous says:

    Idiot!

  165. Anon says:

    Tim says:
    October 31, 2017 at 6:03 pm
    “if you watch the commercials on the local TV, you might begin to think this is mental institution”

    Another thing about those adverts is the ones for cleaning products.You’d be forgiven for thinking Hong Kongers do all their own housework and child rearing.without any domestic helpers at all.
    .

  166. Anon says:

    Anonymous says:
    November 3, 2017 at 6:38 am

    ‘Don’t be surprised when you find Westerners ready to add to the madness. Furthermore, there is an increasing number of Westerners assholes in Hong Kong, and with a ridiculously inflated sense of self-entitlement’

    Definitely! This place is a magnet for western assholes. I’m lucky. I only spend just a few weeks in Hong Kong out of a 2-4 months a year travelling. Leading up to Christmas last year I was in Fusion in DB in the cash only queue when some English dipshit demanded to speak to the manager as he wasn’t prepared to stand in line with other people. It was 5.30 pm and full of helpers getting last minute items for their employers and this asshole was saying he would be back for his basket of stuff later and wanted it processing so he could collect it.. I was sooo near butting in and telling the guy to stop treating the place like a colony that he was embarrassing himself and every other westerner but whats the point? Can you imagine this guy trying this stunt back in his local Tescos? Turned out the staff member was the food manager, not the overall boss and (I think) complied. I’d have told the guy to stand in fucking line or use his expat salary to pay for delivery.

    Two days later n the post office two others. Americans this time Straight after each other. giving the same shit to the counter staff after they were told the HKPO couldn’t guarantee their Christmas mail arriving at their friends/families homes in time for Christmas.It was well after the time limit on the notice in the post office for anything to arrive on time. Told they may have to use a courier firm they then demanded to know what courier firms could do the job and the post office guy was trying to tell them he wasn’t allowed to give personal recommendations. Cue the semi autistic temper tantrums.

    I do wonder how these people manage to get a job or run a business in Hong Kong. If they can’t get basic life skills shit like this right how do they get by in life when something seriously bad happens?

  167. AK47 says:

    Honest question, including to myself? Why are we living here and putting up with this stress?

  168. Buck says:

    For me, it’s only the money. 20 years working here = 60 years back home. I’m a relic from the days when gwielos got paid heaps because they were….. gwielos. But at some point I will need to stop selling my soul to this place.

  169. Anonymous says:

    You mean extraordinary stress, AK47. Stress is everywhere in our goddamned times, but hongkongers have this ‘special talent’ of turning every single and simple moment/situation in life into an almighty pile of shit, and yet keep that fucking poker’s face and pretend they’re completely unaware of everything and everyone around them (like for ex., make a scene out of ‘surprise’ when you’ve had fucking enough of them ambling like idiots and walking straight into you… toughen up and knock a few of them idiots down; checking 200 bank accounts at ATM during rush hour, knowing there’s a fucking huge queue behind them; etc, etc, etc…). Enough rant (not even going to mention fucking neighbours). I’ll be more than glad when I see this fucking people blowing themselves up and collectively going straight to hell!

  170. Anonymous says:

    ‘…hongkongers have this ‘special talent’ of turning every single and simple moment/situation in life into an almighty pile of shit, and yet keep that fucking poker’s face and pretend they’re completely unaware of everything and everyone around them…’

    And adding to that, come to you all fake smiles during fucking ‘Chinese New Year’, expecting a generous red pack from you. Then it’s all that so called ‘Chinese courtesy’ – hands together and bows – dissimulated fuckers! Yeah, Gung Hey Fuck Oi assholes! I’m watching you and you don’t fool me anymore with your fucking ‘culture’. First year was loads of red packs, a few more years down the line, kiss my arse!

  171. Successful Westerner enjoying life because I dictate terms to this place says:

    All this knocking westerners is, I think, because you are jealous failures. So what f they act like they own the place?: THEY ARE HAPPIER THAN YOU SO MAYBE THIS IS THE RIGHT APPROACH?

    Buck, I think I would like you but I don’t believe you?? I get paid a lot, partly because I can bullshit bust. All this anti western ranting smalls bad, as does Bucks ‘work 20 earn 80 wage’ when he lives in a shithole apartment? Not buying, sorry.

    So, everyone, Earn some decent money or fuck off. You are letting your race down and the Chinlks like nothing better than to bully you and be above you.

    Its the Chinese that make aspects of this place suck, eating your own culture because you have failed is not the solution.

  172. Buck says:

    I can’t figure out if you are gay, drunk, or Chinese. But you’re funny! Come back again, big boy.

  173. Barry says:

    Notice how locals think western food is bland and that they are above it all.

    Thing is, as Dudley points out, their own food is the blandest deal muck you could ever eat.

    Sure, go to Thailand etc if you want some spice..

    The ignorance of the fact their own food is
    literally tripe is something to behold.

  174. Anonymous says:

    Hey Successful Westerner, you must be completely plastered. I totally disagree with ‘THEY ARE HAPPIER THAN YOU SO MAYBE THIS IS THE RIGHT APPROACH?’ They’re definitely not happier than me (at least I can speak for myself). In fact they are the jealous ones, not us. How can they be ‘happy’ and behave like miserable fuckers every second of the day? How can you describe this foul behaviour as being happy, and being the right approach? Are you mad? Their sense of humour is completely rotten, they only laugh at other people’s misfortunes (on a really low life scale). They behave like the worst kind of thugs. They won’t laugh with you, but they will laugh at you. However I agree with you that the Chinese like nothing better than to bully us (and everybody else under the sun). There’s no ‘anti-Western’ rant going on here, all people are saying is that there are some Westerners who should be fucking ashamed of themselves for fuelling the foul behaviour from the Chinese and behaving like complete cunts. They are the ones who are ‘eating our own culture’, and not the ones pointing them out. Turning into miserable fuckers like the average Chinese is the failure itself because if they’re lowering themselves to this awful level of sub-human behaviour they are the jealous ones. Shithole apartment? Even if you live in a 2,500 sq ft flat in Hong Kong, you’re still living in the shithole. The topic here isn’t ‘Your Hong Kong Apartment Sucks’, it is HONG KONG SUCKS. Now try to get yourself sober.

  175. Anonymous says:

    Barry says:
    November 5, 2017 at 5:53 pm
    ‘Notice how locals think western food is bland and that they are above it all.’
    Once I took some fucking locals to a fabulous Portuguese restaurant in Macao. I’ve ordered the best fillet steak they made (which was truly delicious), alongside some really nice side dishes, and those cunts started turning the food around on their plates in condemnation, muttering some shit amongst themselves in Cantonese, like they were just about to eat shit. After that embarrassing and infuriating situation I told those idiots to go fuck themselves and never ever come anywhere near me again.

  176. Anon says:

    Successful Westerner enjoying life because I dictate terms to this place says:
    November 5, 2017 at 5:33 am
    ‘All this knocking westerners is, I think, because you are jealous failures. So what f they act like they own the place?: THEY ARE HAPPIER THAN YOU SO MAYBE THIS IS THE RIGHT APPROACH?’

    Nope the body language gives it away every time.The lack of eye contact, the hunched beaten posture, complete unwillingness to share a quip with someone they don’t know never mind being polite. Every time I’ve visited HK I’ve watched the behaviour of western guys commuting on the DB ferry or running what passes for a western restaurant/business here. For the majority the looks on their alcohol dependent faces give the game away every time. Even with their families they seldom seem happy. These people are dead inside.

    Also next time you dictate terms can you arrange an exemption for those of who don’t want to stand for the PRC national anthem? Thanks muchly.

  177. Successful Westerner enjoying life because I dictate terms to this place says:

    You are all going to hate me for this but here goes:
    – Until you know what life is like for the likes of me you will never understand what I am talking about. Sorry, it is just so much better here with success and money. It is a different city. You can soar above the shit, all the while knowing the shit is there, even if just using it as a base with a great airport
    – The Chinese kiss up and kick down

    Also, Buck, you said suggested I might be gay as if this is a bad thing, are you anti-gay? What was your point re gay?

  178. Buck says:

    well, you did say that you like me. Come on now, don’t be shy. We are all friends around here SWELBIDTTTP (what a mouthful, so to speak….).

  179. James says:

    Do we really need people stating that they may be or are homosexual? Yes, sure, the insipid mainstream media and the completely cucked governments of the western world in particular, would have you think being a homosexual is a wonderful thing and a cause for celebration.

    It’s not. It’s a degenerate or at the very best, unfortunate ‘lifestyle choice’ that has no place outside the closed doors of the room where it’s engaged in. It’s become politically driven agenda fodder much like feminism and the gamut of political correctness.Just a year or so ago, the governments of the western world were actually seriously discussing where an individual could go pee pee or poo poo. What a joke. And it’s all related to this totally debauched, selfish, irresponsible ‘way of life’ that’s been legitimized by the media since the 90’s.

    The world’s gone mad. Thank god there are some of us left prepared to stand up for morality and decency and prepared to call the homosexual, transexual, pansexual etc etc etc social engineering rubbish for what it really is. Enough of this insanity. Thankfully, people are waking up to the idiocy of rampant liberalism in our faces.

    If you choose to stick your penis into another man’s anus, mocking nature, then do it in private and shut up about it. We, and I mean families, do not need this kind of trash in our faces. It’s not part of healthy society. Life is about responsibility, sacrifice and commitment. Qualities your average homosexual, shuns in favour of a perverse, egotistical, immature sexual obsession.

    And I’m no biggot. This is the bleating catch-cry of 99% of homosexuals. Hey, if you want to be a homosexual, as I said, do it in private. It’s not a social issue. The only social response to homosexuality is sympathy for the person so afflicted.

    Media and governments have trained us to never speak up against homosexuality and to instead treat homosexuals as ‘brave and intelligent heroes pioneering new ground for humankind’. I feel sorry for people who have swallowed this drivel.

    My point of view stands firm. And my voice is becoming more and more strongly echoed, the more people realize they’ve been socially engineered and sold insanity.

  180. Buck says:

    Pleased to hear you’re standing firm, James.

  181. Anon says:

    Successful Westerner enjoying life because I dictate terms to this place says:
    ‘Until you know what life is like for the likes of me you will never understand what I am talking about. Sorry, it is just so much better here with success and money’

    Are you Auryn? Rurik Juttings brother?
    I’ve got some old astronomy books you can give to him next time you see him.

  182. Just Woke Up says:

    James, well done–one of the best comments ever. Keep it up.

  183. Anonymous says:

    Yeah, keep up the good work, James.

    Successful Westerner enjoying life because I dictate terms to this place says:
    November 6, 2017 at 5:45 am

    ‘You are all going to hate me for this but here goes:
    – Until you know what life is like for the likes of me you will never understand what I am talking about. Sorry, it is just so much better here with success and money. It is a different city. You can soar above the shit, all the while knowing the shit is there, even if just using it as a base with a great airport
    – The Chinese kiss up and kick down’

    I don’t hate you for enjoying life in Hong Kong. My take on this is very simple, have fun and enjoy. Only you know what’s best for you. However, come now, I believe most of us who made the choice of going to Hong Kong are well educated people, and we’re not that stupid to relocate to an alien place in Asia if we’re not going to make ends meet. Obviously you can turn a blind eye and soar above the shit as you said. You can also turn to sarcasm and take everything with a pinch of salt like Dudley, but each to their own, there are limits to what I personally could swallow. I’m not going to go through everything which has already been posted, but I’ll just make a few points:

    – Doesn’t matter how much money I can make, I would simply not spend $200,000,000 plus buying a substandard house/flat in Hong Kong. Even less pay $150K plus rent per month on a hideaway on The Peak.
    – Depending on your trade, there has to be some kind of interaction with the Chinese. That’s when you can be driven close to insanity.
    – The passive racism/aggression from the Chinese is apparent at every level. You simply cannot keep a reasonable conversation/interaction with those assholes at any level. Negotiating, or trying to organise anything with them, will also drive you to the brinks of insanity. Try to learn Cantonese perhaps? Fuck that as far as I am concerned, they will still fuck around with you either way.

    The rest has been already been covered here.

    Of course you can just watch the Chinese at their best (kiss up and kick down among other things), shrug it off and carry on with your life. But there’s so much my poor stomach can take… plus there’s absolutely no charm in this awful place. Money really doesn’t bring much happiness if your stomach is turning up side down, and the bitter taste of the whole shit keeps coming to your mouth, on a damn daily basis. But that’s just my own personal opinion.

  184. Buck says:

    I found this comment on another site. It’s a good point:

    “That’s a constant struggle in HK, when everyone around are asshole, do you let it go and feel defeated? Or be a bigger asshole and feel bad for your behaviour?”

  185. Also loaded says:

    I’m with the loaded westerner. You all hating a mirror in your faces. OK so long as no one does better than you right? Pathetic. The gay thing? Weird, passive-aggressive. Is it OK to fuck Chink girls in the ass or is that against nature too Jimmy boy…if so, guilty as charged!
    Buck??? what kind of a fuckin name is that…is that what you do when you being ass fucked by your yella boss ‘BUCK” Ha!

  186. Anonymous says:

    Also loaded, go fuck yourself, you fucking moron.

  187. Anon says:

    Successful Westerner Douchebag etc

    Your comments are never going to get you the positive, constructive attention you need. Try a rewarding pastime like volunteering at a homeless shelter or an animal charity instead. Meet new people and help out – it will give you a sense of achievement and self-esteem.

    Its much more rewarding than trying to convince people you don’t know that you are somehow better than them for some arbitrary reason.

  188. Anonymous says:

    Here’s yet another story to prove how atrocious the Chinese are.

    The other day around 9:30am, my wife and I heard a loud drilling noise coming from the corridor where we live. We called the management office to ask them if they knew what was going on. Well, it turns out our neighbours a few doors down were changing the lock on their door. This noise went on for over an hour, and because it was in the corridor, the echo made it even louder I suppose. To add to this, the worker changing the lock began singing out loud like a fucking retard. We called the management again to ask them if they knew when the neighbours would be finished. When the management tried asking them, they got angry and called the police (on the management). They reported to the police that they were being harassed and they needed help. Two police officers were sent over to the building for no good reason at all. When the police learned what happened, they said there was nothing they could do and left. My wife and I know this because she gets along with a few of the management people / security guards, and they told her.

    Who would call the police over being asked a question – “When do you except the worker to finish installing the new lock?” It is absolutely amazing how much noise these people can generate to change a fucking door lock. And it took well over an hour. In many places, including where I am from, if you call the emergency services and make a false report, you can get into a lot of trouble. Not in Hong Kong though, especially if you are Chinese.

    The Chinese are such weak people! They are weak physically, weak morally, weak spiritually and weak emotionally. No wonder there are China towns all across the world – these fucking just can’t get on normal with other people around them. They are infants who cry and shout if they don’t get they way. To save their lives, they could never do the right thing. Fucking savages!

  189. Buck says:

    Have you seen how the locals WALK onto an ambulence? Not stretchered or anything. Why the F do they always call an ambulence?

  190. AK47 says:

    Walk into A&E and you’ll wait at least 3 hours to be seen. Call an ambulance and you’re seen immediately. These monkeys doing this are a serious problem for the people in real need.

  191. Buck says:

    Well, it concurs with Hong Kong being “Asia’s selfish city”.

  192. Just Woke Up says:

    a free ride to the hospital and you can jump the queue too!!!

    thanks for the tip!!

  193. AK47 says:

    Hopefully this ambulance scam will be stamped out eventually, but for now its best to go private if you have the dough and if your injury/health problem is urgent. If you don’t have the dough though, then be aware of this local selfishness and the hospital’s struggle to cope with it. But for now lets assume these monkey’s won’t stop doing it and therefore stay fit and be careful of yourselves until its solved.

  194. Buck says:

    It’s a bit like the Indians at the airport who suddenly can’t walk, and need to be put in a wheelchair and taken to the front of the boarding queue, or through the special immigration channel.

  195. Anonymous says:

    Ah! Don’t get me started with the bloody Indians going ‘Chinese-like’ to get the upper hand. Those assholes helped to fuck the NHS up in the UK by faking illnesses on a colossal scale to get free prescriptions and send millions of pounds worth of free medicines back to India. Oh, I forgot, it’s not ‘politically correct’ to mention that. People abusing the system for their own selfish and self-seeking gain. How vacuous, how Asian.

  196. HK Small Penis Island says:

    Indians are alright compared to Chinese. Chinese have zero common sense, it’s almost as if you need to hold their hand to go to the toilets!

  197. Buck says:

    One of HK’s educated ambassadors, fying the flag:

    “I agreed to host an international student from Hong Kong (for two years!!). Honestly, the lip smacking, slurping and chomping that goes on is disgusting. There are only three of us at the table for meals; the student, my hubby and I. I have positioned the student beside me so I can’t see him as I would lose my dinner if I had to see as well as hear him. My husband is lucky to be hard of hearing :). He is a nice young man and I like him as well as his parents, who we have hosted in our home (the noise when there are three of them is utterly soul destroying) and I don’t want to offend any of them. Surely when it’s just the three of us he is aware of the fact that he eats very differently from us? His posture at the table is ridiculous and even though he is bent forward and scraping food in to his mouth from the edge of the plate he still manages to make a disgusting mess. I know he is probably accustomed to using bowls rather than a plate but when offered bowls he refuses them. He does not use chopsticks at home so doesn’t use them at our home so his problem is not from lack of experience with a fork. I don’t think I can get through two years of listening to it and I know he would be so upset if he had to change host families as he likes us and our home. I’ve run out of excuses to eat later in the evening. I’m not comfortable in my own home any more. What to do?”

  198. Anonymous says:

    Simple answer: Don’t allow those chimps to stay at your home. I would never EVER allow these disgusting creatures anywhere near my home.

  199. Buck says:

    and there’s the 200 partnership.Big round of applause.

  200. Buck says:

    I had a great jog this morning. I was going along the path, and coming towards me was a full wave of HKies, five abreast and blocking the path, all with umbrellas, all looking at their phones. Irresistible.

    You can guess how it ended……..

  201. Just Woke Up says:

    The end is finally here. No more domestic helpers for Hong Kong!! repent you pigs…..

    http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/law-crime/article/2119429/thousands-filipino-domestic-helpers-see-arrival-hong-kong

  202. AK47 says:

    Visit Manila, have a proper look around = Wow. Their government are still holding back its population lessons on how to make fire. Some of these HK primates may have a justifiable reason to use the Flips for elderly care, but the lazy school kids / parknshopwellcome / cleaning / cooking deal stinks.

    A hardly smooth segway, but what’s the deal with the hundreds of empty buses clogging roads and spewing crap down our lungs each day? Also apart from lungs, are they meaning noisy ear health decibel wise? Or is that just me?

  203. Buck 2 says:

    Buck, how did it end?

  204. Buck says:

    Striiiiiiike!

  205. Buck 2 says:

    What do you mean exactly? And was it jogging track?

  206. Buck says:

    I mean I stopped jogging and asked them could they please be so kind to put their candy crush down for a minute and make a few inches gap for me to sneak through. When they ignored me I said “ok, no problem Wong family have a lovely day” and I went off road and into the bushes. WTF do you think striiiiike means?

    So anyway, is this walking 4-5 abreast some kind of collectivization/cultural thing or something? The fear of being alone/left out? Insecure, immature, selfish prats.

  207. Buck 2 says:

    So was it a jogging track? Did you ask them in Cantonese? Were you born here? Who is being selfish here?

  208. Wong family says:

    The other day our family went out for a walk. Suddenly a red faced sweaty foreigner is running slowly towards us. He seems to have something to say. His eyes are big and he seems agitated. We find him a bit strange to be honest. We try to let him pass but he slows down and keeps staring at us. His smell is really strong. Thankfully he continued on his way. Can someone tell us what this means? Is it a cultural thing?

  209. Anonymous says:

    It means FUCK YOU CHINK!

  210. Wong family says:

    That’s good, because we said much worse! What a sad man.

  211. Anonymous says:

    I bet you did as you Chinese are the most racist people on the face of the planet. What a sad chinaman.

  212. Wong family says:

    But why didn’t he say that to our faces? Must be scared. Same reason they come to this site. We always say they have no honour, seems true.

  213. Buck 2 says:

    Buck why don’t you stop hiding behind other names and answer the question: was it a jogging track?

  214. Wong family says:

    I can assure you that’s the last thing I want to be.

  215. Anonymous says:

    Wong, Perhaps they don’t have honour. But the Chinese have no souls. Nearly 1.5 billion soulless people. Now that is truly sad.

  216. Buck says:

    fuck off Wong. Wannabe westerner.

  217. Buck says:

    Hey Wong, who is “‘we”? You and your Pokemon Go playing buddies? You guys are girls.

  218. Poor Buck says:

    Buck, these fantasy stories of you attacking strangers are all well and good, and you won’t be prosecuted when nothing happened except in your mind. However, the time has come to leave HK before your delusions become a reality.
    Yes, you will be returning to your country of origin: bitter, resenting non-failures, as broke as when you left, a homophobe and having had no company other than this blog, but the time has surely come nevertheless.
    No need to vent fury now on your computer screen, just some good advice to support you.

  219. Anonymous says:

    Woo hoo! The rats are emerging from the sewers. Have you decided to pick on Buck as your new bullying target you bunch of crass pieces of shit!? I was ‘petrified’ when I read ‘…and you won’t be prosecuted when nothing happened except in your mind.’ You dissimulated, namby-pamby, bigoted fuckers. It’s also about time that you to return to your country of origin: bitter, resentful, racially intolerant and having no company other than you fucking mobile phones, you anti-social twats. Ah, and do take your stinky and slimy china towns back with you.

  220. Anonymous says:

    Buck 2 says:
    November 13, 2017 at 9:05 am

    ‘Did you ask them in Cantonese? Were you born here? Who is being selfish here?’

    Ohhhh, how selfish and inconsiderate. Should have used the common courtesy so typical of hongkies.

    屌你老母!

    That’s more Hong Kong-like.

  221. Grow up says:

    Nigga please….

  222. Grow up says:

    This Buck and his alter-ego sure sounds like a dick!

  223. Anonymous says:

    And the fuck cares about his alter ego, or if he’s a dick? Live up to your handle and grow up. He’s posting on the topic of this blog, and whether you find him a dick or not, he’s entitled to his views, opinions, delusions, or whatever the fuck bothers you. Anyway, if you’re bothered about Buck, it means you’re also a dick. Good day.

  224. Buck says:

    You can take the Chinaman out of China, but you can’t take China out of the Chinaman.

    You Wong dudes will always be considered” Chinese”. It doesn’t matter what your accent is, what brands you carry, where you studied. Even ABCs and bananas are Chinese. Take it on the chin, and be proud of who you are. Stop trying to be western. It doesnt play to your strengths.

  225. Buck 2 says:

    Chinese don’t try to be western any more than white people want to be black.

    But isn’t the main point of this site that Chinese are not western enough? Lack western manners, food is inferior to western food, bla bla.

    What exactly do you want? And if you can’t get it why the fuck are you in Hong Kong?

  226. James says:

    I thought the idea of the site was that Hong Kong sucks. It’s nothing to do with race or ethnicity. It’s about a city. You all need to stop putting your hands up as the lowest of lowest common denominators essentially jabbering on and on about the first thing that comes into your head – race and ethnicity, and instead try to refute ANYTHING the blog says.

    Lashing out at each other like autistic children is the stuff of B-grade movies and you’re made to look even lamer than that in the shadow of this magnificent site.

    All hail Dudley Dawson and by the way Dudley, when’s the next post Chief?

  227. Buck 3 says:

    Western? I thought most of you are Indian? or perhaps Pakistani?

  228. Buck 2 says:

    Bullshit, James. Most of the “content” here is directed at the habits of the ethnic Chinese local population or Chinese people in general. And from the extreme tunnel vision perspective of a small minded bitter westerner.

    Now go back to sucking the cock of your imaginary friend. (By the way, he’s a local).

  229. James says:

    You seem angry “Buck 2”. Try to get some rest. This blog is too big for you. You can’t monitor it 24/7, just as you can’t dispute any of its facts.

  230. Buck says:

    I’m flattered by all this attention.

  231. Brit establishment says:

    James is an upper-class wannabe:
    homophobe, when class is really not…
    trying to be languid when class is not wanna be languid
    in Hong Kong…because he is not acceptable anywhere else.

    I have seen is sort, don’t recommend helping him…most likely to breed locally because of rejection of his own kind.

    Buck…well, let’s just have some sympathy, even if it wears thin at times

  232. Anonymous says:

    Buck 2 says:
    November 15, 2017 at 3:23 pm
    “Chinese don’t try to be western any more than white people want to be black.

    But isn’t the main point of this site that Chinese are not western enough? Lack western manners, food is inferior to western food, bla bla.

    What exactly do you want? And if you can’t get it why the fuck are you in Hong Kong?”

    You must be from another planet. Where the fuck did you get the idea that Western people want to be black? In some fifth rate stupid American movie about the Bronx? You’re hilariously pathetic.

    No, the point of this site is simply that the Chinese are shit-headed apes, who are resentful about Westerners, whereas stuffing their arses with Western goods/labels/stereotypes/vignettes, etc. to pose as ‘superior’ to their fucking pears (while queuing for a 1% discount on tissue/toilet paper). One simply cannot descend to more pathetic levels. Also, ape-like demeanour, need ‘etiquette’ lessons for an attempt to make absolute asses of themselves when joining Western high class circles, etc. Think the gooey shit they call food is more ‘delicious’ than Western delicacies and yet flock into fake Japanese/Western infusion restaurants thinking they’re really trendy. You Chinese know absolutely nothing about Japanese or Western food, and still think fucking Cafe de Coral or fucking Italian Tomato bullshit makes ‘Western’ food.

    What do we want? We want you to grow the fuck up, live up to your ‘culture’ (if you still have any) and stop being pathetic/angry/immature assholes, who cannot distinguish disturbing noises from music and delicacies from shit. AND… stop being utter fucking assholes and have the minimum respect and consideration towards your neighbours, who have no choice but to share their fucking crap walls with you!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Buck 2 says:
    November 15, 2017 at 6:08 pm
    “Bullshit, James. Most of the “content” here is directed at the habits of the ethnic Chinese local population or Chinese people in general. And from the extreme tunnel vision perspective of a small minded bitter westerner.”

    Come now dickhead, this isn’t pundit essays, this is a deliciously ironic blog which exposes the Chinese at their best – using their assholes instead of their heads.

    I could go on and on, but what is the value of it when you’re faced with unimaginable shitheads?

    Go on, go to your fucking Ant One crap restaurant and post stupid pictures of their fucking crap and overpriced dishes on OpenRice (hooray to us in fucking Ant One!).

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  234. Buck 5 says:

    Anonymous, no not you, the other one… No no not that one the last one… Oh shit now i forgot what i was going to say never mind.

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  237. Harry the horse says:

    I’m a Brit and just want to chip in and say I agree with everything that’s being said on this site. There are far too many Chinese here and not enough Marks and Spencers. Can’t even find a real pub for christ sake.

  238. Sharon from Essex says:

    Chin up ‘arry! Come join us in wan chai tomorrow night. My and some other birds are going to paint the town if ya know what I mean!! (We’re all white so don’t worry). Just so ya know, we’re all a bit on the burlesque side but hey if those skinny chinky birds are your thing you can go stick ya noodle in that chow meen for all i care lolz. Otherwise no promises but my piss flaps sure need a good scratching cos i can’t reach there myself anymore! Need a good English man to treat my right cuz these little chinamen just don’t know a good fuck when they see it. We’ll be in the new makati can’t miss us I tell ya.bring ya mates more the merrier lolz.

  239. Anonymous says:

    Buck 4 says:
    November 16, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    ‘The Buck Mk 4 – includes a One-Way Valve, Extra Long Silicone Hose, 3 Insertion Tips & Storage Bag – BPA Free Medical Grade Silicone – Satisfaction Guaranteed.’

    You’ve missed the Single’s day on Alibaaaaaaaaaaba. Try ebay… if you get negative feedback you can always send a lovely chink apology for hurting your customers’ feelings.

  240. Chan says:

    I was at The Excelsior first floor toilet and there was caucasian guy looking at my penis and a bit hanky panky scene happened but after another guy get in to use toilet this guy that i hanky panky ran away just like that without exchange contact numbers.
    So if u are that guy im talk about (age around 50,slim and caucasian) please buzz me before wednesday.

    P/S : he said he was with his wife when i ask if he alone !!! And his name is Buck I think. Can find him here?

  241. Harry the Horse says:

    What the fuck is this, a gay hookup site?

  242. Buck says:

    The one thing in HK that is great is the airport. Who built it?

  243. Harry the Horse says:

    WHITE people Buck my boy! Fucken British white people. Because they built the whole friggin place. Stupid chinks just followed our orders.

    But why are you sucking cocks in hotel toilets? This is more pressing.

  244. Brit establishment says:

    I thought buck was a homophobic fantasist, this suggests that he is, like James, in the closet

  245. Buck says:

    My one liner (“you can take the Chinaman out of China, but you can’t take China out of the Chinaman”) sure worked a treat in getting bites.

  246. Harry the Horse says:

    Couldn’t agree more Buck. Once a wog, always a wog. Sorry to say that white is the best always was always will be.

  247. Buck says:

    I love you man

  248. Prince Philip says:

    Michael Jackson turned white though?

  249. Buck says:

    Exactly, that’s why the hk airport is great. I rest my case.

  250. Prince Philip says:

    OK that’s a fair point, but I also just feel that in this day and age using racist names isn’t playing cricket. I mean using wog, nigger, chink, charlie chan’s chocolate factory, pongo the pygmy, PG tips, pilau rice with lamb and mushrooms in a mild creamy sauce, mango the monkey etc, are not acceptable.

  251. Brit establishment says:

    Little Bucky unable to accept that his detractors might not be Chinese. Poor little Bucky!

  252. Prince Philip says:

    Brit establishment – This is not Buck, writing in an other name, This is Prince Philip, and Liz and I both think you are a twat.

  253. Buck says:

    Someone is enjoying playing with himself. Still butt hurt aren’t you, slaphead.

  254. Anonymous says:

    I seriously doubt anyone commenting here is Chinese, Buck.

  255. Prince Philip says:

    Ditto.

  256. Airport says:

    Chinese paid for me, that’s all I care

  257. Nicola Shrimpton says:

    Bucky is a washed up failuue who hates anyone who has not failed and bullies those he thinks he can e.g. gays.

    James tries too hard and that gives him away. The minor school bully.

    You guys have no class. You don’t even know what it is.

    You write about Chinese girls all the time, no western girl would consider such as you.

  258. Buck says:

    And you were subservient to your British rulers for most of your life, and you’re still pissed off about all the slapping. But don’t worry, you still have time to move up from your clerical officer post.

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