$2839 Hong Kong dollars for a pair of brown shoes. There’s no other word for it…that’s obscene.

Two thousand, eight hundred and thirty nine Hong Kong dollars…for a single pair of plain brown, lace up shoes. I just about had to do a barrel roll to shake the horror of this grotesque obscenity from my senses. What do I look like here…J.D. Rockefeller? A mainlander?

What kind of bug-eyed rube would you have to be, to enter into a contract of purchase to spend $2839 on a pair of uninspiring, boring, brown sweat-shop loafers? Furthermore, what kind of absolute cunt would have the bald faced, cold blooded gall to charge almost $3000 Hong Kong dollars for shoes that probably cost 0.07c to manufacture?

“Clarks England”, that’s who. Or as I like to call them…“Cunts England”


Step right up folks, step right up. ‘Cunts’ is the name and cunts is the game. The biggest cunts in the country. A name you can cunt on.

For 2839 credits, these plain brown lace up shoes would want to look pretty damn snazzy. Do they? Let’s check ’em out…


…oh…you cunts

Pretty standard really…they’re…brown shoes. It does say “Gore Tex” on a special faux metal plaque…but that shit’s been around since 1969, so what’s the big deal there? They’re sensible I suppose…something your grandfather might favour. But even if he did favour them, I don’t think he’d spend half his life’s savings on them.  So, what’s the go Cunts England?? I’m baffled.


Spot your currency: That’s a behemoth $362 US dollars…at $472 Canadian dollars it’s nearly half a gorilla and a straight up sucker punch to the kidney…in Australia it’s a $473 medicine ball to the face…it’s $6565 Mexican Pesos worth of state sanctioned torture, and it’s a $279 British pound headbutt to the bridge of the nose. Either way you slice it…whatever currency you look at, it amounts to nothing more than a kick in the face on a Saturday night with a steel-toe grip Kodiak work boot, and a trip to the hospital, bloodied and bashed, for reconstructive surgery.

Lucky for me, I was with my mother in law at the time and as soon as she saw the price she collapsed to the floor in sheer ecstasy, shaking her arms and legs and wailing like a banshee. When she passed out from over-exertion and delirium, and her heart stopped, I was forced to administer mouth to mouth. After about 30 minutes of that, and as soon as she could speak again, she told the shop assistant to ring up 45 pairs of shoes, and then got on the phone to organize the necessary mules and parallel trading experts (her friends and family) to get them across the border to Shenzhen and beyond.


As soon as my mother in law saw the price of the shoes she hit the deck, overwhelmed by feelings of joy and consumption. She bought 45 pairs, the entire stock load, and let me have mine for $2835. It only took me an hour of haggling and in the end she offered me the ‘shelf’ pair because, she reasoned, a lot of people had probably touched them. She’s a really fantastic person.


Some of my mother in law’s friends and relatives smuggle the shoes across the border, cleverly disguised in harmless boxes of noodles and milk powder products.

I guess I owe Cunts England an apology. Maybe they aren’t cunts preying on the provincial gullibility and cult of perceived status of cashed up rube mainlanders after all. Maybe they’re just good, old-fashioned, honest, hard-working cunts, bringing much welcome happiness to the lives of thousands of delirious consumers who have way more money than sense. It just depends on how you look at it. Anyway, what do I care? Anything that brings me closer to my mother in law is alright by me. And when I say closer…I mean…closer. Ooh lala. 😉

So…sorry Cunts!

I just don’t know how I’m going to explain to my wife that I spent $2835 dollars on a pair of shoes. Maybe she’s on the phone right now…to her mother…talking about me…talking about the shoes…oh…oh dear God no…


He what….?


…for what…?




…oh Dudley…you’re a dead man…

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37 Responses to YOU CUNTS!

  1. HK mall island says:

    The thing is, Clarks is cheap in the UK, just because it is foreign brand they are all ready to spend ten times the price on this. Bunch of fucking sheep. Same with M&S what a joke!

  2. Cat's Eye says:

    “…way more money than sense.” So, so true. No sense, no scruples, no morals, no values. Well, maybe values…they value money, money to buy more stuff.

    That reminds me. “All they want is the shiny stuff. That’s what your house is, a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get…more stuff!” George Carlin

    Mainlanders and Hong Kongers: You can’t take any of the shit you’re accumulating with you and it doesn’t make you a better person!! You can’t, you’re gonna die and all this stuff (shit) you thought was important goes in the trash or, if you’re lucky, to a relative who doesn’t care about your shit as much as you did.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Cat’s Eye, they truly believe they will benefit from their trash in the afterlife, it’s part of their pervert religious beliefs. Haven’t you ever seen those hidden Chinese shops selling paper models of cars, watches, bags, etc. for those unbelievable cretins to burn for their deceased relatives? “Wei wu wei” is the paradox of this sick society, or “action without action”. They will not take or assume responsibility for anything, frugality is deeply ingrained in their tradition and they thrive in their “wu wei” – naturalness and spontaneity of a mindless philosophy, Taoism.

  4. Anonymous says:

    But aren’t we all like that?

  5. Anonymous says:

    Yes and no… The Chinese are disproportionately oblivious about what happens around them, and disproportionately mindless about their own actions. Starting with their neighbours, then local community, then at district level, then countrywide and finally on an international level. We aren’t as oblivious and mindless on that sort of scale. We at least try to do a few things right; like for example, not to viciously fuck about with our neighbours, like irrational animals, on the scale described on this blog. People who behave like that are actually worse than irrational animals. The world is crumbling and turning into mayhem mostly because of terrible politicians and vile corporate strategies, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that everyone should feel morally justified to act in such gruesome, selfish and irrational way, like this wretched people do. Life is hard? Surviving the rat race? Etc.. so, “let’s just not give a fuck about anyone else, or better, let’s actually make everyone else’s lives unbearable and stuff our arses with all sorts of useless and overpriced shit..” to justify what exactly? I am definitely not like that and I know a lot of people in the West who are not like that. There are also stupid people in the West, but frankly nowhere near as shit as on this scale.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Anonymous, your post above this one is seriously powerful. In fact, one of the best I have read on this blog. My neighbours are making mine and my wife’s life a living hell so your words touched us. I would love to hear more from you. What exactly drives these sick people to act the way they do, hiding behind their fake culture?

  7. Anonymous says:

    Anon., it’s a bit more complex than just “hiding behind their fake culture”. Whether in Hong Kong with the British occupation (and their “benevolent” laissez faire dictatorship), or north of the border with the Cultural Revolution, both sides are converging into one end: the indiscriminate accumulation of wealth and projection of power. “Culture” in its real term has been lost for decades. I also believe that this cynical religion of theirs (Taoism) also plays a large part in their sick behaviour.

    But more into the mundane stuff, the Chinese in general have a ridiculous sense (not sense), complex of self-entitlement and an extremely confrontational attitude. A bipolar division of character which most attribute to mental disorders such as Asperger’s Syndrome, Psychopathy, etc. I am very cynical about this and personally won’t give them the benefit of being classified as mentally unstable. I believe they choose to be downright assholes because they’re cunning, and know exactly what they’re doing. They have been unhappy for decades, conflicting between their lost culture and their newly acquired “Western” culture of consumerism. Allied with the fact that they are notoriously racist and intolerant, opportunistic yet confrontational, with a complex of self-entitlement and a sense of ethics which is in line with one of Taoism’s fundamental idea: “ethics which vary depending on the particular school”, or I translate it as varying depending on the occasion and convenience. The rest you can see for yourselves, on a daily basis.

  8. Sometimes Wright says:

    to Anonymous at July 18, 2017 at 5:57 am,
    I believe Taoism is a symptom of their sickness, not a cause. Psychologists generally believe psychopathy is more to do with genetics than with experience. Cold-blooded animals are not capable of evolving into warm-blooded mammals, at least not in the next million years.

  9. I’m not sure that psychologists are in much of a position to make claims about genetics. I could be wrong but nature and nurture usually play a pretty linked roll in psychopathy. But having said that…sometimes it could be one…sometimes the other…and sometimes a combination of the 2. It just depends on the individual nut.

    I read a book called Political Ponerology dealing with psychopaths in positions of political power. It seemed to say, from memory, that there’s no one hard and fast rule on nature/ nurture in determining what produces psychopaths.

    Of course, I’m sure there are a million books out there vouching for one, and a million vouching for the other.

  10. Anonymous says:

    One definition of psychopathy is the pursue of one’s self-centred goals without any concern for the repercussions of their actions, or feeling the pangs of conscience. There must be thousands of evolutionary, genetic, neurological, and sociological considerations about this vast and complex condition, but my point in the above post (July 18, 2017 at 5:57 am) is that whatever the causes are for their psychopathic behaviour, those can be either genetic (which I doubt), evolutionary (maybe, considering the outside influences and environment), possibly a neurological disorder, or more likely, a sociological/historical problem. I read somewhere someone saying that reading a Chinese History textbook is like reading a horror novel. This can certainly be classified as “evolutionary”. Therefore my mention to Taoism is related to their psychological evolution. I also believe that “nature and nurture” does indeed play a considerable role in this process. Chinese family life, sociological factors (which certainly have the finger of the “benevolent” British), evolution of society, and religious beliefs certainly play a role on the making of psychopaths on this sort of scale. I don’t believe that the Chinese in special are any more prone to turning into psychopaths than anyone else of this planet, but I think that the indiscriminately foul behaviour from Hongkongers are a fine mix of sociological factors (religion, family life and the British influence), religious beliefs (Taoism) and evolutionary ones (i.e. the historical context of the inhumane oppression in China which dates back not only decades, but hundreds of years, and worse, insulated in what they used to believe [and still do] to be the centre of this planet and the universe).

  11. Yes, excellent post

  12. Sometimes Wright says:

    I think there are a few things that are unique in Hong Kong and are not as prominent elsewhere in other Chinese-dominated societies (eg, China, Taiwan, Singapore).

    It is the abusive nature of Hong Kong. Everyone will abuse everything and everyone else to the maximum extent possible. This is true in the economy, workplaces, family, relationships, education, etc. They want to squeeze every drop of juice out of you. Yes, i think it was the British who ought to be blamed for this due to their so called laissez faire policy.

    As for nature vs nurture, i think it’s more to do with genetics. They had 5000 years of opportunities to prove they are not predisposed to psychopathy. But when push comes to shove, their actions always prove who or what they truly are. There can only be one explanation for it: they are hardwired that way.

  13. Tony M says:

    Singapore was a colony for as long as HK, if you include Raffles, longer, but they not particularly abusive. So that’s pissed on your half witted thesis.
    China is super abusive. Who don’t know that?
    Taiwan too, but not many people know that either.
    Now fuck off you stupid fool.

  14. Buck says:

    you are right, Wright, about the laissez faire policy. At every level, HK is based on competition and zero-sum games. Someone’s gain is someone’s loss. Eat or be eaten.

    HK performs well on many economic KPIs, but poorly on the happiness KPI.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Tony M, I think it’s time for you to enjoy your time in London, or Jakarta, or wherever the fuck else you go to, and stop being abusive (and with your delusions about the “grandeur” of the British Empire). First of all, Singapore was the most humiliating defeat in the history of the American dependent, useless and conceited British Army, who was defeated by a vastly smaller army (36,000 Japanese soldiers against 85,000 British soldiers). The people of Singapore were heavily reliant on the British to defend them against the Japanese invasion through Malaysia, only to be left in dismay when the utterly incompetent Lieutenant General Arthur Percival and his pathetic army left them at the mercy of the brutal Japanese. That infamous episode in their history must have most certainly changed their perception about the “mighty” British, and maybe, as a wake up call for them, they took the leadership action to turn into a much more civilized society than that of Hong Kong, despite the British!

    Sometimes Wright, or me, did not propose any “half witted thesis”, and I don’t know to whom you directed your “so that’s pissed on your half witted thesis” because nobody here is proposing any “thesis”, this is only a discussion. However, Singapore is indeed nowhere near as abusive as Hong Kong, which was exactly what Sometimes Wright said. As for China and Taiwan, well, you obviously must know everything about everything! Right Sir!?

    Your post clearly makes you the stupid fool here, and the one who should fuck off.

  16. Sometimes Wright says:

    Why is Hong Kong people so fucked up! I think there are eight reasons:

    1. China’s two thousand years of insanity.

    Reading a Chinese history textbook is like reading a horror novel. People who escaped from China to Hong Kong during the colonial era had witnessed or participated in some of the most horrific events in the history of humanity (eg, Taiping Rebellion, Japanese war crimes in World War 2, Great Leap Forward, Cultural Revolution)

    2. British’s laissez faire capitalism (aka survival of the fittest).

    Result: crony capitalism and dog-eat-dog.

    3. 1997 handover.

    Result: brain drain of the middle class, educated elite and ordinary decent people during the 80s and 90s. More than one million HKers have left since the 80s/90s. Guess who’s left: the crony capitalists and their slaves.

    4. HK people ruling HK

    Result: “Hong Kong is a prison, and it is run by inmates.”

    5. China’s moral crisis

    People in China are politically, legally and morally corrupt as a result of two thousand years of authoritarianism and, more recently, the Cultural Revolution. Communist Party’s adoption of capitalism and industralisation after the Cultural Revolution but without the requisite intellectual, political and social reform a la Meiji Restoration has added salt to the injury. This virus of amorality (or immorality) is spreading to Hong Kong via the media and daily contact and exchange of the people.

    6. HK’s self imposed one child policy

    Because of dog-eat-dog working and social environment, long working hours and coffin-styled apartments, Hong Kong has the lowest birth rate in the world. Even if a couple chooses to have children, they will only have one child, whom will be raised by the domestic helper. Everyone in the family will treat the child like an emperor. The end result: spoilt brat everywhere.

    7. HK’s education system

    Money is the only thing people care about here (mostly because of crony capitalism and British’s laissez faire policy). Students, teachers, parents and employers do not care about literature, history, philosophy or the arts. The end result: a city without soul.

    8. Highest population density ever

    I don’t care if you were Mother Teresa or Mohandas Gandhi before coming here. Living here for a few years will turn you into a psychopath.

  17. Tony M says:

    I am right. Fuck yoiu half brains. Cant be bothered to school you.

    I am 3 generations HK, and now gone. What the fuck do you know?

  18. Cat's Eye says:

    “One kangaroo was killed and another injured at a zoo in southeast China after visitors to their enclosure pelted the animals with rocks and other objects in an apparent attempt to get the kangaroos to hop around. The abuse has sparked fury online and prompted renewed scrutiny into the mistreatment of animals at Chinese zoos, several of which have gained notoriety in recent years for cramped and cruel conditions.

    Zookeepers at the Fuzhou Zoo in Fujian Province told the Haixia Metropolis News this week that at least one visitor threw “multiple” sharp-edged rocks at a 12-year-old female kangaroo in March to compel her to jump, leaving her badly injured and in “deep pain.” She died a few days later of profuse internal bleeding, her caretakers said.

    A 5-year-old male kangaroo in the same enclosure was reportedly also injured last month after a visitor threw part of a brick at him. The younger kangaroo was not seriously hurt.”

  19. Buck says:

    oh, I was just going to paste that story.


  20. Never Wong says:

    Peter Navarro, who is Donald Trump’s director of National Trade Council, says the Chinese are “despicable, parasitic, brutal, brass-knuckled, crass, callous, amoral, ruthless and totally totalitarian imperialist”.

  21. Anonymous says:

    They are so cute when they get mad

  22. Buck says:

    why can’t either of them throw a straight punch? The Buddha dude floored himself with a huge swing and a miss.

  23. Fukien Fried Rice says:

    this one is funny. The woman brought her dog onto the bus and refused to leave!

  24. Buck says:

    She’s kinda cute.
    I wanna see the dog.

  25. Anonymous says:

    The “Queen syndrome” is strong in that one. God, how obnoxious this people can be…

  26. Anon says:

    “Social credit rating” for all Chinese by 2020

    Long overdue. But it won’t work. They’ll just bribe their way out of it.

  27. Fukien Fried Rice says:

    Anonymous says:
    April 25, 2018 at 11:20 am

    “The “Queen syndrome” is strong in that one. God, how obnoxious this people can be…”

    She is a symptom of everything that is wrong with Hong Kong: it doesn’t matter how educated or powerful you are, these fuckers just don’t fucking care about anything or anyone other than themselves.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Anon says:
    April 25, 2018 at 10:29 pm
    ““Social credit rating” for all Chinese by 2020
    Long overdue. But it won’t work. They’ll just bribe their way out of it.”
    Of course it won’t work! This is just yet another smokescreen for the West to feel victorious, or so to say: We’re “purifying” our society. What a load of horseshit! Those statistics are bogus in the first place, and the worst of the shit will always get through… or basically like you said, bribe their way out of it. In China nothing… NOTHING really is what it seems.

  29. Anonymous says:

    Tony M says:
    April 19, 2018 at 6:00 am

    “I am right. Fuck yoiu half brains. Cant be bothered to school you.

    I am 3 generations HK, and now gone. What the fuck do you know?”

    3rd generation HK… you must be a mutherfucking twisted genius of an asshole. Oh, no! You know everything, and you’re always right, great master!!!

    The vomit we watch from the Chinese in HK can be even cute and funny at times (pure surrealism), but the shit from the likes of you can be quite something else. That’s the thing with Hong Kong, nothing really is what it seems. The difference between HK twisted Chinese assholes and HK twisted Western assholes (2nd, 3rd, 4th generations), or the fucking HK bred Westerners (or more precisely, Colonial British) kinda know how to cover their tracks, and put the blame exclusively on the Chinese retards. I’ve seen this fucking place through the microscope long enough. ARGH!

  30. Fukien Fried Rice says:

    free live performance on KMB..

  31. Buck says:

    seeing that type of thing in HK is not particularly unusual.

  32. Fukien Fried Rice says:

    This one is my favourite. A child from Mainland urinated at the table into a cup in the restaurant in Lam Tin. The man sitting next went nuts. The mother of the child said : “it’s none of your business.” Everyone (including staff) pretends everything is fine. The whole thing is uploaded to youtube under the category of “Pets & Animals”

  33. Anonymous says:

    Hahahaha… how can you possibly take those cunts seriously.

    This is one of my favourites. A taxi driver decides to hop on the bus and start arguing about whatever the fuck… ended up being taken for a bus ride (and had to pay the fare!!!)

  34. I'm lovin' it says:

    Having fun at McDonald’s

  35. Anonymous says:

    Fucking hell!

  36. CH says:

    No need to say dollar again after using the dollar sign. Saying $50 dollars is like saying “fifty dollars dollars”. Just one of those things that annoys me.

    50 hong kong dollars
    50 HKD

    $50 HKD
    $50 dollars

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