It’s the year of the Monkey! And it’s off to a playful start. Street food hawkers try to cash in on Chinese New Year festivities, the man tries to shut them down, the crowd goes ape!
Read about it here. Eyewitness account here.
Officer fires live rounds into the night sky…MOVE AWAY FROM THE AREA THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
Dead or alive you’re coming with me
Don’t cry because it’s over…smile because it happened
Never bring a truncheon to a rubbish bin fight
Police calmly reason with wild lunatics
Fishballs roasting on an open fire…police force nipping at your nose…
Where do I put the empties officer?
Right in the fishballs!
A cuntstable with situation under control
Citizen incinerates himself in protest over fishball ban
Permit? We don’t need no stinking permits.
Fishball damaged taxi
Dog liberated from street vendor
Unhygienic? What’s that supposed to mean?? Vendors set up in alley.
Hooligans push over dustbins in Shaftesbury
Traditional Chinese New Year celebrations
Loafing on the job
5 missing booksellers? An unelected government? Astronomical housing costs? Lead laced pipes in public housing estates? Mainland tension? Fuck all that…let’s go after the little man…the easy target…the fishball hawker and the street meat vendor. CRUSH THE LOSERS!
Let them eat fishballs
…from my cold dead hands!
Please put down the fishballs. You have 20 seconds to comply. You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, section 9. You have 5 seconds to comply. 4…3…2…1…I am now authorized to use physical force!
I think I’m sophisticated, ‘cos I’m living my life like a good Homosapien. But all around me everybody’s multiplying ’til they’re walking round like flies man. So I’m no better than the animals sitting in their cages in the zoo man. ‘Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees. I am an ape man
Man down! Bins, bricks, fishballs and pallets rain down on the fuzz
Brave rioter (left hand side) prepares to bludgeon defenceless unconscious police officer with length of timber. See above image for unconscious officer.
And that’s that.
It’s gonna be a great year 🙂
What’s it all for? What’s the point of it all? And if it hasn’t got a point, what’s the point of that??
You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah damn you! God damn you all to hell!