Laughing at Old People







That old woman’s crazier than my daughter LOL!


This entry was posted in Hong Kong. Bookmark the permalink.

47 Responses to Laughing at Old People

  1. we wet says:

    The message is clear. Don’t come near me.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Yeah but this blog is about Hong Kong. It’s for laughing at and making fun of people in HK. Walmart isn’t in HK. Sure it’s funny – a real thigh slapper but it’s a bit off topic because it’s not about HK. It’s complicated. But just remember ‘this blog HK’. Find some links about how HK sucks Gweilo. Muck in ok.

  3. Gweilo suck says:

    And one senile old person is “about Hong Kong”? Explain this logic please, because you’re right, it’s complicated.

  4. Gweilo suck says:

    And one senile old person is “about HK”? Explain this logic please, because you’re right, it’s complicated.

    For example. For many years there were a couple of well known bat shit crazy twin sisters, who lived on the streets in the lan kwai fong area. They were white. Are they “about HK”?

  5. No name says:

    But Anonymous, you miss the point. If a local or especially a mainlander can find even one example of a westerner behaving in the annoying/anti-social/disgusting ways they do constantly, then it’s all ok. For example, during the uproar about clueless mainland peasants behaving like clueless mainland peasants in foreign countries, the PRC govt released photos of western yobs urinating in public, as if to say ‘see you do bad things too, so it’s ok for Mr Li to carve his initials into an ancient temple in Egypt’. And Gweilos suck’s predictable and pathetic attempt to divert attention away from yet another local retard acting in the inimitable local retard fashion to some sad losers elsewhere.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Yes Gweilo Suck, yes! One senile old person walking with an open umbrella through a HK MTR station is about HK. Sure is. And those batshit crazy WHITE sisters living on the streets of HK – sure are, sure are about HK. You’re getting the hang of it. You see, anything to do with Hong Kong fits. Walmart (funny as fuck I LOLLED all night thanks) isn’t about HK. It doesn’t fit. As you said, it’s complicated.

  7. Anonymous says:

    You’re pushing shit uphill trying to combat the aim of this blog with Walmart links. Everyone knows Walmart blows. American schlock trash culture is an easy target and there’s millions of blogs and links about that. But as someone said, this blog is about Hong Kong. Every time you gnash your teeth and try to hold back the avalanche of laughable Hong Kong inanity presented on this blog with stupid comparisons about Walmart or some other tit for tat racial bullshit it’s a win for Dudley Dawson the trollmaster.

  8. Gweilo suck says:

    Ok I get it now, senile and insane people within the geographic area of Hong Kong are fair game. Presumably the physically and mentally disabled are good to go too. (Does the airport count? How about Macau ferry terminal?)

    I dunno, as an “enlightened” westerner I just don’t find much humour in the the helpless segments of society. And that’s not because I’m PC, because I’d love it if this blog started posting about obese people, people making dicks out of themselves under the influence of alcohol, or gay couples in DB fighting for their “rights”.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Yes its a very Asian and especially Chinese way of controlling a debate. Label the opposing side as being just as bad or worse so you don’t have to lose face by agreeing in anyway with the points they make.

    Its a combination of their upbringing and education system which discourages any attempt at constructive debate, challenging authority and the way things are. .Group think for them is far easier. By reacting to any criticism as a personal insult it makes them look even more insecure.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Yes Gweilo Suck, you are starting to get it now I think. I’m pretty sure there have been references to the mentally disabled in this blog. The airport, yes most definitely – a ribald post a while ago covered that. Macau Ferry? Dunno, but there is a post about the Cheng Chau Ferry I think. An epic meditation on just how seriously fucked in the head Hong Kongers truly are and HK truly is. Again, it needs to be reinforced it would seem, that this blog (go read the ‘About’ section to get it from the horses mouth) is SPECIFICALLY for Hong Kong situations and events. It’s to laugh, nastily and with malice or kindly and with understanding if you want, AT people and things happening in HK. It’s all spelled out.

    This blog ‘sees’ your anger at not finding humour in the helpless segments of society, and ‘raises’ you a huge shit-eating grin as you go about trying to ‘control the debate’ as the previous comment says, by feebly offering up links about fat people in Walmart. Pathetic.

    This blog hurts you Gweilo Suck. Hits you right where you don’t like it. Maybe it’s because you married a local. You’re probably up to your throat in loud ignorant in-laws and have slowly but surely found out your wife is a stupid fucking moron bitch who thinks parenthood’s all about palming the twins off to some brown maid she’d like to beat and torture. You’re sore at this blog because you’ve ruined your life with some ugly mole who spits chicken bones into a pile on the table then picks her teeth behind her cupped hand and burps culturally because her stupid mother did before her. Either that, or you really are some PC pussy fuckface.

    You need to justify or run away from your failure – the fact that for whatever reason, you’re bound to such a cunt of a city by ‘controlling the debate’ with these inept comparisons to Walmart and various other western situations/ stories. You just come off as some squawking dipshit – but but but but but but Walmart is bad tooooooo. But but but but but what about these white people…? You need a divorce Gweilo Suck…just leave the bitch and the fucking kids. Fuck em all!

  11. Gweilo suck says:

    Nah I don’t get it after all. How does one senile old lady show that Hong Kong sucks? I’ll grant that other posts on this blog do show that several things do suck here, but where does the old biddy fit in.

    Oh I’m so sorry if I just “controlled the argument”. After all, when someone has a strong point, they control the argument, don’t they?

  12. The Americans says:

    People in America love shooting one another–in schools, shopping malls, churches, workplaces, movie theatres, etc…

    Are American terrorists?

  13. Anonymous says:

    You don’t have a strong point. In fact you don’t have a point at all. As some of us have mentioned you have zero ability in presenting a coherent rational argument.

  14. Gweilo suck says:

    Green Anonymous, I’ve raised several single points and questions but you haven’t responded to any. E.g. how does a senile old lady show that hk sucks? All you have done is lob out insults, or as you put it “Label the opposing side as being just as bad or worse so you don’t have to lose face by agreeing in anyway with the points they make”. Fucktard.

  15. Anonymous says:

    The answer is, Gweilo Suck, it doesn’t. One old lady doesn’t show that all of HK sucks. Who ever said that it must? It’s one brick in the wall. It’s a piece of the puzzle. One link in the chain. Who says every single post about every single shit thing in HK has to be representative of and cover all aspects of this shit sandwich of a city? What are you saying? That each individual example of turd has to speak of every flavour of turd? That’s fucking dumb. There’s so many stenches of turd in this city it’d be impossible to cover them all even if this senile old lady dived down into a grease trap and started rolling around in filth from Yuen Long all the way down to Stanley.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Lob out insults? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.You”ve done far worse.
    A while back you were calling local women who copped off with western guys “LKF sluts”. If you can’t take t don’t hand it out.
    Fucking zipperhead.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Are you an “LKF slut”? If so it’s not an insult to you. But “Fucktard” is. “Fucking zipperhead” is not an insult to me though, because I’m not Chinese. It just shows where you are really coming from.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Why don’t you
    1 Go to LKF
    2. Approach a westerner with his local wife/girlfriend
    3. Tell her she is a LKF slut but that it’s not meant as an insult to him
    4. Get back to us with what happened next

  19. Gweilo suck says:

    Whoops, Anonymous @ 10:45 am was me.

  20. Buck says:

    poor old GS is STILL hanging around here. “Lived in the west, but cant live like a westerner”. I bet that still hurts you, GS. It must have really, really annoyed you to have those Welshmen come up to you in Cardiff and assume that you cant speak English.

    Well, I’ll return to this forum in a month or so. I need to focus on getting paid and laid. Infact I think I’ll lay the office girl in my office. Get paid while getting laid. As good as it gets.

    You’re such a bore GS. Enjoy yourself for the next month, slap head. Full force, with your hand on it……….

  21. Gweilo suck says:

    Cool story bro.

  22. Barry Soetoro says:

    @The Americans

    For the record, yes, Americans are terrorists. This is neither novel, shocking or controversial. America has jumped the shark, and no one’s more upset about it or rants against it more furiously or louder or more obscenely than Americans. Have at it. Go carve out your own little corner of the Interweb and go hurl slanders and racial epitaphs and accusations and temper tantrums against the big bad fucked-up fatass passive-aggressive violence-prone minority-shooting Haji-bombing Americans.

    THIS little corner of the Interweb was carved out to rant and rave against the inanities of Hong Kong. While it’s trendy and hip to hurl slime at America, Asia mostly gets a free ride. Everyone thinks Japan is freaky cool or kawai, Korea hides it’s neofascism behind the KPop facade, Eurotrash can’t stop flying to China fast enough to hand the Chinese for free what it took them 600 years of innovation to achieve and the Hong Kong experiment with neomercantilism goes completely undiagnosed by the legacy media except on the few rare exceptions when some fucking nerd fucktards who’ve never traveled further West than the Mississippi or flown beyond the Atlantic decide to list Hong Kong as the freest and most innovative economy on planet earth, to the tremendous amusement and mirth of those of us who’ve been here longer than a few visa extensions.

    This blog is a blast of fresh air blasting through the brown wall of turgid sulfuric shit hanging over this concrete shit dump, and Hong Kong Sucks serves that preeminent function the 1st Amendment was created to recognize way way back. The right to hurt peoples’ feelings.

    Hope you’re offended and your fragile feelings are deeply hurt.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Well said!

  24. The Amercians says:

    @Barry Soetoro

    That’s the problem right there.

    Americans are shooting one another in schools, churches, shopping mall, etc, and you think it isn’t that big a deal.

    Just listen to yourself.

  25. Anonymous says:

    Ummm @ the Americans….

    You really missed the point didn’t you?

  26. The Amercians says:

    I miss the whole point of this post (and probably this blog).

    Americans are shooting one another in schools and churches. They are wondering if ISIS will detonate a nuclear device in the middle of New York City, Washinton DC or London.

    And some of you think Hong Kong sucks because an old lady is using an umbrella inside the MTR.

    You really do need to go back to your own country.

  27. Anonymous says:

    Geo-politically you’re a fucking moron

    “You really need to go back to your own country” – some kind of Asian supremacist too

  28. Gweilo suck says:

    The Americans is right.

    HK has problems. An old lady with an umbrella is not one of them. If the old lady is a problem for you, you do need to return to your own country. This is not supremacism (I’m white), it’s just best for everyone that you leave.

  29. Anonymous says:

    Where is it written that on old lady with an umbrella represents the totality of problems in HK? Or any of the problems? Clearly the blog entry about the old lady with the umbrella is a celebration of old ladies with umbrellas in HK. Simple as that.

    The old lady with the umbrella is a problem for Gweilo Suck and for The Americans. A big problem. It’s trolling them hard and making them angry.

    The Americans, with far too much 6 o’clock news under his belt, is even bringing “ISIS” into the picture here…all because of a harmless, innocuous blog post about a senile old lady with an umbrella. Then both he, and Gwelio Suck, launch some kind of thinly veiled ‘cleansing’ plan by encouraging people to ‘get out’ like a couple of small town hicks eye-balling the out-of-towner. Should we get out by noon fellas??


  30. Gweilo suck says:

    Nobody said umbrella lady represents the totality of hk’s problems. The fact is she doesn’t represent any problem at all, at least not one specific to hk.

  31. The Americans says:

    People living in the West are not wondering if ISIS will detonate a nuclear device in their home towns.

    They are wondering when ISIS will do it.

    What will this blog say next? Hong Kong sucks because people don’t hold the door for you.

  32. Anonymous says:

    Where does it say that posts on the blog have to represent problems?

  33. Anonymous says:

    Tell us more about ISIS The Americans…they gonna gitcha?

    They got weapons of mass destruction have they? Now, where have we heard that shit before??

    Oh yeah…

    Stay afraid The Americans…stay very afraid…and hold the door cunt, I’m coming through!! hehe

  34. Anonymous says:

    @ 4:18 pm

    Why dontcha tell us what this blog is about, then tell us how senile old ladies serve that goal.

  35. The Americans says:

    I was thinking about how many American and European refugees will arrive in Hong Kong. Half a million maybe???

    But wait! We should warn the refugees not to come to Hong Kong since Hong Kong Sucks as we have an old lady with an umbrella at the MTR!!!

    This blog should next talk about people picking their noses in public!! heheeee

  36. Anonymous says:

    ‘Gweilo suck says:
    December 14, 2015 at 11:10 pm

    And one senile old person is “about HK”? Explain this logic please, because you’re right, it’s complicated.

    For example. For many years there were a couple of well known bat shit crazy twin sisters, who lived on the streets in the lan kwai fong area. They were white. Are they “about HK”?’

    Because the old lady in question is of Chinese ethnicity. Isn’t that what you want to hear you jackass? There you are then. Now carry on with your out in full force.

  37. Anonymous says:

    That’s what you call a message from the bridge

  38. Gweilo suck says:

    That’s just wonderful, thanks for clarifying! Yes damn those pesky Chinese. Just imagine hk without them.

  39. Anonymous says:

    Message from the bridge? Who is the captain? Is this a fucking cult?

  40. TonyM says:

    Gellio Suck’s a friendless weirdo employed by the Chinese to Troll anti Chinese blogs (Chink, pretends not to be) Ignore him on the blog….but if you meet him in person, in the street, beat the puss-yellow crap out of the worm NOTE: this won’t be hard to do.

  41. Anonymous says:

    Precisely. Pesky Chinese and farcical Westerners (such as yourself). Perfect ingredients to compose the great pile of dung which is Hong Kong.

  42. Gweilo suck says:

    Oh but now I’m all confused again! The blog is called HK sucks, but it’s actually anti-Chinese? So how about mainlanders, Macanese, ABCs, eurasians? How about white people that are fluent in Cantonese and live like locals? Can Dudley update the “about” blurb? So many questions!

    You might find it hard to find me on the street since I have a driver. I’ll grant that HK isn’t so pleasant for those that have to endure public transport.

    Most importantly – and it seems this cannot be overstated – please go home if you don’t like it here.

  43. Anonymous says:

    No. This isn’t an anti-Chinese blog, it is an anti-mindless, anti-perversion, anti-shit-for-brains blog. It can be embodied on anybody, mainlander, Macanese, ABC, Hakka, Westerners (speaking Cantonese or not), Singaporeans, Koreans, Communists, Fascists and whoever give their contribution to make this the insufferable place it is. The only difference is that – this “melting-pot” as a whole bears the marks of “Chans”, “Leungs”, “Hos” and so forth, because this is primarily, and above all, “China”.

    It is because of people like you, who parades the streets of Hong Kong, driven by your chauffeur, admiring the magnificence of this “Chinese example of success” – whereas trolling on a silly blog which makes fun of Hong Kong because you are simply clueless about the “real” life out there – that this place is the “Turd of the Orient”. You’re probably another one of those cheap spongers who is benefiting from the “open play field” mentality of Hong Kong, and think that it’s OK to be an asshole if you are Chinese, so long as the culture keeps growing your own bank account. Therefore (in your stupid mind) anyone who points out inconsistencies in this topsy-turvy society is racially motivated. You should look for a psychotherapist.

    And this also cannot be overstated – we go home whenever the fuck we please. This statement could be the first therapy session for you.

  44. Gweilo suck says:

    But per previous comments, this blog IS racially motivated. This post and its comments being a prime example.

    You say you can leave when you please. It seems it does not please you one bit to be in this place. So in reality you have no choice at all. Sucks to be you.

    Also, I’m not Chinese, I am white.

  45. Anonymous says:

    He hasn’t got a driver. People like that have either been born with a silver spoon in their mouths or won’t concern themselves with blogs. Seriously can you imagine someone like that getting on their high horse on behalf of those in HK less fortunate than themselves. The inadequate cunts just trying to antagonise people.

  46. winnie ho says:

    Gweilo Suck is a despised half Chinese half UK racist loser. His Mum don’t want him, his dad is ashamed and disappointed. He scared of white males. Pathetic.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s