An Evening With CY Leung

Dearest Comrades,

Hong Kong is entering a new age…a golden age of glory, double luckiness and prosperity. With our people happily snuggling closer and closer to the great boob, Mother China, things are really starting to look up. Hong Kongers can finally fill their hearts with true pride and embrace all that our northern brothers and sisters stand for…or as the case may be…run away from…

Friends and loyalists, ours is a great Party, a glorious Party, a correct Party and it is my opinion that the international situation has now reached a new turning point for Hong Kong. There are two winds in the world today, the East Wind and the West Wind. There is a Chinese saying, “Either the East Wind prevails over the West Wind or the West Wind prevails over the East Wind.” I believe it is characteristic of the situation today that the East Wind is prevailing over the West Wind. The west is dead. We must leave its corpse and go our own way with haste. People of Hong Kong, look to the north…look to the north I say and let our brothers and sisters of Shanghai Metro Line 2 guide us.

If we could dim the lights for the video please…

Truly stirring stuff. I say again brothers and sisters…let our comrades to the north lead the way. Abandon the West my friends…abandon it like a lifeless body on the floor of a public train. Flee with great speed! Look proudly to Shanghai Metro Line 2 and feel as one. For there, our soul…our purpose, shines like the glazing on a delicious suckling pig. Hong Kong is China. China is Hong Kong. The unification of our country, the unity of our people – these are the basic guarantees of the sure triumph of our cause.

Good evening,

CY Leung

CY Leung receives the traditional Communist party salute.

CY Leung receives the traditional Communist party salute.

An affectionate caricature of CY Leung as a puppet had the crowd in stitches.

This affectionate caricature of CY Leung as a puppet had the crowd in stitches.

Ask yourself this...when you're on the train and another human being passes out right in front of you...do you...a) dial an emergency number immediately b) leap to the stricken man's aid and help out in any way you can OR c) RUN!

Ask yourself this…when you’re on the train and another human being passes out right in front of your face…do you…a) dial an emergency number immediately b) leap to the stricken man’s aid and help out in any way you can or c) RUN!

If you answered c) RUN! you're a patriot. Correct!

If you answered c) RUN! you’re a true patriot. Correct!

For more check out chinasmack: http://www.chinasmack.com/2014/stories/foreigner-passes-out-on-shanghai-subway-causes-panic.html

Asked to comment on the old truism: When a person collapses, they can be helped up, but when human compassion has collapsed, it can never be helped back up, CY Leung remarked: Hahaha try your best, you can do it.

Reporter: I’ve heard it said that when a person collapses, they can be helped up, but when human compassion has collapsed, it can never be helped back up. Mr Leung, how would you respond to such a sentiment? CY Leung: Hahaha try your best, you can do it.    

No animals were harmed in the making of this post except this butchered suckling pig. Sure aint gonna be suckling anymore ;)

No animals were harmed during the making of this post except this butchered ‘suckling pig’ which, judging by its snarling death grimace and charred hide, lived a short life of abject terror and died a cruel and painful death. No more suckling where you are now boy 🙂

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Good evening comrades.

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9 Responses to An Evening With CY Leung

  1. Bf says:

    C Y Leung HELL NO got a problem with a guy who was raised in British Hong Kong?

  2. Anonymous says:

    how come no one took the man’s wallet?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Because the passengers were afraid of getting STD (yeah right) just from touching the knocked out man.

  4. Hong Kong haterade drinker says:

    I’ll bet you’re a busy guy, but could you update more frequently? The people of Hong Kong have been extra insufferable lately and your blog helps me relax.

  5. I’ll try to get more active

  6. Anonymous says:

    would you please write an entry on hk housing market and its issues (unreasonable and greedy landlords, poor housing conditions, crazy rental rates, etc.)?

  7. hongongracis says:

    fuck you dog of british, go to helll!

  8. joshua wong says:

    hello i am joshua wong, you can see me in

  9. Zhou Enlai says:

    If you think CY Leung was harsh, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

    Carrie Lam will be like Jiang Qing (aka Madam Mao): superficial charm, gaudy and will do the Chairman’s bidding come what may.

    The Cultural Revolution of Hong Kong will begin on 1 July 2017. Have fun.

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