Skanky, closed minded Hong Kong has surrendered top least most friendly spot and slumped to 3rd place on a list of least friendly places on earth according to a recent Trip Advisor survey.
At giving up first place, Hong Kong chief executive, Leung Chun Ying, demanded Hong Kongers hang their heads in shame and observe an open ended period of disgrace, loss of face and dishonour. He did however, offer some insight into the third place plunge.
“With all these mainlanders scuttling around the city these days it’s not easy to scowl, be dismissive and ignorant as is the Hong Kong style. It’s hard to dismiss and ignore shovel loads of mainland money.” Mr Leung said. “We have to keep those crazy mother fuckers happy!”
Protest groups disagree, stating that any pleasantness displayed by Hong Kongers is completely wasted on mainland tourists who essentially throw a brown paper bag over Hong Kong’s head and just come to fuck it. They advocate the return of genuine spite and the complete abandonment of any semblance of friendliness.
“We’ve been fucked, used, abused and raped for over a hundred years…why should we have to smile about it?” a protest spokesperson argued.