Sushi Buddies – Hong Kong Immigration

Hong Kong Immigration is a great place to be. It’s a vibrant mecca full of relaxed, sophisticated, cosmopolitan people enjoying a carnival like atmosphere…it’s a celebration of document issue…a jubilant ritual of civil registration services…it’s the kind of place where you know you’re going to get peace of mind…and…pieces of sushi…

Where can I get some sushi around here? Oh hi…

Want some? Open wide!

That’s the way…just a little wider…

A little wider still…

Oops sorry about that…hahaha…hold still now…

If you could just go ahead and…unhinge your jaw a little bit that’d be great…thanks…

There you go…looking good…that’s got it…

That’s it…that’s the money shot right there…in she goes…

Don’t let anyone tell you that Hong Kong Immigration is a nightmarish clusterfuck full of stampeding, screaming, profoundly confused and ridiculously hysterical slopsuckers…the proof is in the sushi and as you can see…there’s nothing sloppy at all about letting someone feed you massive chunks of jiggling sushi with chopsticks right in the middle of immigration. That’s the kind of place Hong Kong Immigration is though…you can do what you want there…uninhibited…without a care in the world……oblivious…

This post brought to you by sensible shoppers and their sensible 400 liter ‘shopping bags’. Practical? Fuck yes!

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12 Responses to Sushi Buddies – Hong Kong Immigration

  1. Jeff says:

    I have to admit, I laughed pretty damn hard at this post.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I thought this was going to be a post about how HK Immigration sucks (which would never be said by someone who has lived in a country where Immigration DOES suck, for example, everwhere else). Thanks for staying true to your blog without besmirching the good name of the Immigration Dept!

  3. Fuck the HK Immigration department…did I forget to say that?!

  4. hongkrap says:

    Dudley ,
    what about doing a compilation of the worst fake brands imitatate in Hk?
    I remember that i saw really funny one
    This jerks wearing the fake as a real…

  5. Anonymous says:

    What other big things can she put in her mouth?

    Sorry, it had to be said!

  6. Londonhongkonger says:

    Sorry. I believe they are from mainland but not local HKers or any other countries. I can identify immediately from their outfit.

  7. Who cares? It’s all happening IN Hong Kong.

    That’s the key.

  8. ohiasia says:

    SO hilarious. How did you get such great quality pics of them?! It’s as if you were standing right there.

  9. It’s less that I was standing right there and more that they were standing right in front of me slapping that jiggly goop down each others throats like they were in their own private dining room.

  10. Anonymous says:

    It’s not like you own the place, or the people eating the sushi. Get out if you don’t like the fucking immigration. It’s your godamned problem.

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