Monthly Archives: March 2011

Is that a fishball?

To expatriates who love Hong Kong and find nothing…absolutely nothing wrong with it… Ohhhhhhhhhh…Hong Kong is so wonderful! You can buy anything you want here! Everything is so easy! It’s so convenient! The public transport is so efficient! Don’t get … Continue reading

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Nathan Road Special

For Star Wars fans, Nathan Road and Tsim Sha Tsui in general, may very well be Hong Kong’s Mos Eisley. Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been talking about TST when he said “…you will never find a more wretched hive of … Continue reading

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Shit I’m deaf

Everybody knows Hong Kong’s a great big dirty polluted shopping mall slash bistro…the waters of Victoria Harbour are lethal, the beaches are riddled with puss filled bandaids, discarded eye patches, apple cores, plastic bags, dead animals, brown floaters and lengths … Continue reading

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The FAST pace of life in Hong Kong

…..the FAST pace of life in Hong Kong Get out of my way everyone – the FAST pace of life in Hong Kong . When you get to Hong Kong, some of the locals love to tell you that the … Continue reading

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There’s…something wrong with the sky…

Mull of Kintyre Oh mist rolling in from the sea My desire is always to be here Oh Mull of Kintyre . Fog of Hong Kong Oh filth rolling in from mainland China My desire is to get the fuck … Continue reading

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Hygienic Inconsistencies pt. 1

This is a large topic… On one hand, you can spit and dribble half masticated food into a pile of bone and sinew on the table in front of you and not raise an eyebrow from your dinner friends…and on … Continue reading

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