Why does Hong Kong suck?

Welcome to Hong Kong Sucks!

My aim is to unleash a completely biased series of attacks, appraisals, slurs, observations and well…basically the comedy of pure rage towards this joke of a city.

My underlying thesis: that Hong Kong sucks because it’s a traumatized, schizophrenic, soulless, identityless city that was stolen by greedy, spineless, soulless, morally bereft  opium pushing British devoids over 150 years ago and has been used and abused like a dirty whore ever since.

If you’ve ever lived here for more than about…a 3 day/ 3 night package holiday then you know there’s a lot to hate about this road-kill eating, chatting means screaming, elevator barging, train door shoving, mobile phone abusing, food spitting, bone chewing, snaggle toothed, loud, microphone addicted, hopelessly polluted, rude, selfish, disgusting excuse for a civilized society.

So without further ado, let’s meet one of the locals.

This is the ‘screaming woman’. Almost every morning anywhere from 7am right through to 10:30-11am this considerate individual enjoys hanging out in the park and screaming her lungs out as loud as she can. Watch:


Now a lot of people have told me they think it’s a bird. Wrong. There’s no birds big enough or selfish enough in Hong Kong to make that kind of prolonged obscene screeching sound. It’s just a garden variety Hong Kong local – oblivious to others, doing what she wants, where she wants, when she wants.

(Reminds me of a story I heard about a family of mainland Chinese tourists doing what they want, where they want, when they want – leaving special ‘brown presents’ in plastic bags on fitting room floors…but that’s a story for later)

I haven’t spotted the woman yet with my own eyes…but she’s down there somewhere…in the trees. Maybe I should feel sorry for her. She sure sounds crazy – maybe in need of serious help. Maybe she’s got an old school ‘primal therapy’ doctor advising her to seek nature and let it all out. Since there is pretty much no nature in Hong Kong, just filthy concrete, the park will have to do. Anyway, I don’t feel sorry for her and I don’t understand her. She’s been screeching in the park for a year now…I wish she’d move away or die because I know there’s no chance she’s ever going to stop and think…’hey wait a minute…maybe my obscene wailing isn’t what people enjoy hearing at 7:15am on Sunday morning, what was I thinking!?’

So, that’s the first post…it’s all downhill from here…

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127 Responses to Why does Hong Kong suck?

  1. john says:

    Sounds like she’s getting fucked everyday and lovin it

    at least the slanty eyed cunt giving it to her is getting some cum time

  2. I hadn’t thought about it like that. Makes it even worse.

  3. Lotus says:

    You must be a sad, sad little man my friend… living here in Hong Kong and just blasting it for what purpose? Like your home city is the ideal place to live… no rubbish on the floor there right? no traffic? No people in a hurry? No one talking on cell phones? No Pollution? People with perfect manners? You must be the upper class where you buy toilet paper by the single roll, and bulk is for the peasants. Talk about living in paradise… yet you left to come and bitch about Hong Kong.

    What are you sitting in your little flat, thinking to yourself… ‘I wonder how I can try to disgrace a country today?’

    When you go to a new country it is not up to them to make you happy… it is up to that country to make their people happy. Why should it all change for you? are you the centre of the universe, is your standard what the world should go by?

    Maybe you should open your eyes and instead of looking for the bad things, find the good that is in Hong Kong.

  4. When you sit in a room long enough and fart in it over and over again…you’re gonna get used to the smell. Doesn’t mean it’s good.

  5. gowron says:

    Am I watching a Porno?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!??!! what is this?

  6. Anonymous says:

    yup i agree with wt lotus says very much, it is not up to what a country can make you happi, it is up to what a country can make their own people happi.

    also, which “western country” u r from, the obscenely obesed countries like AMERICA n UK? or the Countries like Australia which was built from a prisoner civilization? i have been to those countries be4, none of them fit the criteria of being mannered, polite, decent, respectable, noble, ideal, freindly, pullution-free, cultural, intellectual, smart etc …. wt i saw were bunch of ugly chubby white-skinned pigs drinking a lot of alcohol and stabbing people to death every week.

  7. Anonymous says:

    I came across your blog and could not stop but think WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAVE? You hate it this much.

  8. You’re a genius

  9. ohiasia says:

    It’s a bit late to respond to Lotus (hey, just 17 months, right?) but what did he think a blog called “HK sucks” would be about exactly, the merits of HK?! Did he actually google something like “HK sucks” just so he can fuss at the author?

    Sure, the blog skews negative, but without that perspective the world would read like a sales brochure. Reality/negativity is needed to bring the big picture into focus. This blog is comic relief. (All comedy is “good-to-bad” or “bad-to-worse”. Think about it.) Someone having a bad time in HK might read this blog and actually feel better about their situation.

    As for the “if you don’t like it, leave” mentality, I’d hate to live in a world without questions, criticism, analysis, etc. Can you imagine if people simply “left” everything / everyone / everyplace they didn’t like?! Taking the negativity out of the world would leave a boring, boring planet. The author of this blog is keepin’ it real, and the posts are true to the title.

    To borrow from these haters’ own logic: if you don’t like the sentiment “HK sucks” then why not leave this blog?!

  10. timothy says:

    Fuck yeah, this conversation remind me of a discussion experience I had with the Chinese student.Two years ago, I went to mainland China and meet a bunch of college students ( it was kind of a exchange program shit like that ). We had a discussion which came,across a,series of things. But When it came to politic, I was sort of asking why that the Communist government gave not any sort of Democratic election to it’s citizen. Guess what were their,answer? —–Yes you are right., Chinese student: If you hate this country so much,why don’t you just leave for the USA licking their white ass and beg for a green card. I was,like “WTF?” I mean these people are absolutely not open to any criticism. Face saving is more important than anything.

  11. Eric says:

    THANK YOU FOR THIS BLOG! I am required by my employer to spend 4-5 days per month in Hong Kong (Nathan Road to be specific) and your blog is incredibly spot on. Like you, I find the city absolutely disgusting and the people just RUDE. I found the section about the scumbag “tailors”/watch hawkers on Nathan Road especially poignant. Keep up the good work, I had many hearty chuckles as I read the whole thing. America has its problems but there’s nothing like a few days in Hong Kong to make you appreciate the virtues of home.

  12. LoveItOrShutUp says:

    I lived in HK for 3.5 years. I’ve seen worse than you mentioned here but NEVER complained about it. After all, I made money there, those people fed my family.
    Anyway, the first thing I thought is ‘what kind of job this guy is doing in HK? How can he find so much time to record and post all these things? I wish I had this guy’s job.’ I live in the US, and I agree with those who says ‘love it or leave it’ You don’t have to stay there. You are pathetic. And what you’re doing here is not ethic. I didn’t love your comments and blog, I will leave it. So easy, just like that. YOU SUCK!

  13. It’s just a bit of fun…don’t take it so seriously…you stupid fuck!

  14. Anonymous says:

    Where the hell r u from and what do you expect a random city in Asia to be like. What’s wrong with having many different choices of toilet paper brands in the supermarket? If you really are someone who is living or lived in HK, you should know that those peeing everywhere stuff are done by the mainlaind people from China, not HK citizens. Oh yeah, they r super rude, like you complaining with a bunch of FUCKs and SHITs and sarcastic jokes.
    Go develop your own city, where you can have perfect weather (u r God) everyday, everyone being so nice and polite (excluding u urself), having the hair colour and skin colour that u’d like them to have, and doing everything that u’d like them to do (robots).
    a bit of fun? don’t take it seriously? stupid fuck?
    hey then why the heck did u post all these and google all the news and videos (i bet u spent so much time), HK citizens also dislike some of those things u know? HK is so packed, all the people living here complain about this. If you weren’t serious, u’d like to try not posting those things at the very first place, to avoid people from considering u as a badass.

  15. I’ll tell you why I posted ‘all these’…it’s so I can watch people like you get angry and fumble for a comprehensible reply.

  16. hongkrap says:

    Dudley i agreed with you
    HK sucks ive been there 3 days , enough to see how this country is a crap!
    No moral, modern slavery in the private and guest house, stink all over the city, incredibly hot during summer.
    I also meet hongkongese in my own city in france
    Was so pathetic to see how these people are narrow minded , no self critsism on the world, shitty taste of music .
    And their english are poor as fuck, for arrogant famous tutors it sucks!

  17. Leo B says:

    I’ve lived in Hong Kong for about 19 years now, and I have to say I agree with a lot of this, even if I sometimes try to deny it. And some of the way you phrase these things is so over the top I can’t stop laughing, so kudos for that. But I have to ask is this your real view of Hong Kong? I mean all cities have their faults and while HK has a lot (and I mean a lot of faults, did you see it was nominated the most racist city in the world?) do you not still like it even a little? I mean to me it’s where I grew up and for all of it’s faults I still very much do love Hong Kong, no matter how racist, ignorant, arrogant, selfish, bigoted and uptight the people are, because it’s home. And if your comments aren’t deliberately over the top and truly how you feel, why don’t you leave? I mean if you are able that is, I’m well aware there are people who wish to leave a place but can’t.

  18. You’ve answered your own question…yes the whole site is designed to be ‘over the top’. There’s some venom from time to time…but mostly it’s all a bit of a joke. HK’s alright.

  19. dwong says:

    lived there 6 years. the place blows. took my cash, left the shithole and returned to civilization.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Of course, obviously, Hong Kong, like a lot of cities, has its own problems. Ok, I’ve got to admit HK has more problems than other cities, but it doesn’t mean it’s the worst! I mean, I could write a book about how HK sucks, but also another book on how its really great! I have lived in HK all my life, and personally, I’ve had my own problems: I’m half HKese, half French: I had troubles fitting in by not knowing the local languange, which is cantonese. However, using my pitiful mandarin and my english, I still managed to survive! I know HK has a lot of (-) but, try not to only criticize the city: HK is like a big family: its a big community. I feel safer in HK than anywhere else in the world. Also, try to lean the history of this place: you’ll understand the racist feeling better (of course it’s really bulls*it because HK IS racist, but of my 24 years of experience, I have never seen a racial abuse, even in the most “crappiest” of districts: Kowloon City, Sham Shui Po, Kam Tin, North Point…

  21. End of Hk says:

    Hey, Anonymous! If you’re HKese, Just go regret yourself and simply reborn. There’s something terribly wrong with your whole DNA.

  22. Anonymous says:

    The Wall Street Journal has recently voted Hong Kong “The most livable city in the world”. I trust the Wall Street Journal over some crank blogger, probably an uptight yuppie or worse still, a fucking hipster.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Go back to Australia.

  24. End of HK says:

    Livable city? like Sao paulu?

  25. End of HK says:

    Hong kong is not only livable city. Also passional city. People get easily raged in every business and matters.

  26. End of HK says:

    Hong kong is livable city? Then, what was Kowloon walled city?

  27. End of HK says:

    I’m half HKese and half Taiwanese myself. My mother was Taiwanese. And my father was HKese. I lived my youth very rich. Wealth of our family was earned by father. But reason we were rich was maybe my mother. She always raised me and have all the things I want. Also her grandfamily were also rich too. But she ruined her life by merried with him. She couldn’t say anything about problems in business and matters. Also our family had a l0t of problems. Before the merriage, my father lived a life in violence, swindle, gamble in Macau. Thanks to my father, we always been related with Triads, always should have service of them. Unfortunately, my mother have already dead. I gonna fucked up from birth to present and I living my miserable life in here in Hong kong. I really miss my mother and her family. Love you mother!!! Long live in Taiwan!!!

  28. End of HK says:

    Sono mezzo HKese e mezzo taiwanese me. Mia madre era taiwanese. E mio padre era HKese. Ho vissuto lamia giovinezza molto ricco. La ricchezza della nostra famiglia e stato guadagnato dal padre. Ma la ragione eravamo ricchi forse era mia madre. Lei mi ha sempre sollevato e hanno tutte le cose che voglio. Anche lei grandfamily erano anche ricchi. Ma lei ha rovinato lavita da sposata con lui. Sua figlia ottenere violentatada un membro della triade. Il nostro ragazzo merda sempre trasudava sulla vita quotidiana della nostra famiglia. Prima del matrimonio, mio padre ha vissuto una vita di violenza, truffa, gioco d’azzardo a Macao. Grazie a mio padre, siamo sempre stati in relazione con triadi, sempre dovrebbero avere il servizio di loro. Purtroppo mia madre ha gia morta. Ha scopato fatto fino dalla nascitaad oggi e io vivere la mia vita miserabile in qui a Hong kong. Ti amo mamma!!!Viva in Taiwan!!!

  29. End of HK says:

    Everyone in here will think I’m stupid write this stereotypes to this dyslexia patients. LOL

  30. Ash says:

    for the dickheads (the all so brave HKer who can only talk some shit behind a screen) who keep asking WHY DONT YOU JUST LEAVE?! well….why dont you ask your uncle lee to leave the UK. he sits in chinatown all day long farting and blowing out his shit in his nose and complains. why dont HE leave? well….simple answer….you go to a country (not cuz you may think its better than your own) for travelling/longer term stay/experience and in the first few months you think….what is going on? then….after a few months you hear people (HK people) saying its just your bad luck. before you realise the truth….that this place is the utimate shithole. before then….you have bought a bunch of shit for your flat and have settled down and are STILL in hope that its just your bad luck and things will get better….so you give it ANOTHER chance. A year and half later….you realise you are fucked and stuck in this shithole….you have only just managed to find a legitimate employer who sorts out your MPF…etc. taxes…etc…etc. so what do you do now? you just got all your shit sorted……just get up and LEAVE? ask your filthy pig uncle lee this question before you ask us. shouldnt you be deep in your right nostril? go spend your time doing stuff that you usually do. this blog isnt for in-denial HK retards. what i would give to pound your face to the ground and step on it…..

  31. Tony says:

    I lived in Hong Kong during the eighties and early 90s. I remember the people were very over competitive, materialistic and racist.

    Singapore, Taiwan and Mainland China are much better places to live where the people are more down to earth, friendly and less money oriented.

  32. HK stands for Hongkongers (are) Kittenshit says:

    I just came across this blog (i started reading about the Park n Shop rant), n I’ve started reading it all from the beginning! I love it. I’ve been living in HK for two years now, n i hate every inch of it. So-called metropolitan city. All the HongKongers are so full of themselves. “If u r not happy, just leave”. That’s the only phrase they know. If you r so freaking capable, companies wont be hiring expats. Think about it. Your freaking country do not trust you!! Yeah, you! You idiot. Metropolitan city? Still using bamboo shafts to repair buildings??! Ohhh, so metropolitan… Pleaseeeeee lah. Thank God British handed over this piece of ahit land back to China. HK really deserved it. Deserved to be part of freakin China.

  33. 15wongnh1 says:

    I live in Hong Kong and I like it, sure, but I agree there are a lot of things that need improving.

  34. 15wongnh1 says:

    Oh, and I’m a local, not an expat.

  35. 15wongnh1 says:

    And Dawson, I like your sense of humor. Many locals actually find this hilarious.

  36. Anonymous says:

    People in / from Hong Kong especially women are so sly, rude, arrogant, selfish and greedy.

  37. HK mall island says:

    Lol a bit late to the party but I swear there is a similar woman in Chater garden in Central. She will do some yoga shit and then scream as loud as possible and do that for like an hour. I have to leave the place as her voice was horrible. Welcome to HK! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

  38. Anonymous says:

    “End of HK on April 12, 2014 at 10:20 am
    Livable city? like Sao paulu?”

    It’s São Paulo. What f**k do you know about São Paulo? Probably the same as you know about the capital of Costa Rica. I tell about it. It’s a f**king scary place. People will kill you!!! The violence is beyond description. That’s the flip side. On the upside, some of the most humble, warm, helpful, selfless people you can meet. But tread on their toes and try to treat people like garbage with your selfish, arrogant, greedy attitude and you’re dead before you can say “aiyaaaaaaaa”.

    There are millions of foreigners there, including Asians. Namely, Japanese. The biggest Japanese colony outside Japan (probably over 1.5 million only in the metropolitan area). The younger generations are Brazilians and if you ask a Nippo-Brazilian chap/girl if he/she wants to return to the old Nippon, their answer will be a resounding “no f**king way”.

    Maybe if some of you rude, oblivious, obnoxious and selfish nitwits lived in some of the poor areas in the outskirts of São Paulo for, say 1 year, you’d learn how to be decent towards other people, or you’d simply become dead meat.

  39. HK Mall Island says:

    Anon – How do you want them to comment on going abroad, they only use tour to go outside of their countries. They’re so scared of being mugged they’re like small fishes swimming away from predators. Fuckers, everytime I hear, Eulop vely dangelous, fliend got storen many money. Yeah because you’re a fucking weak twat

  40. Anonymous says:

    Yeah HK Mall Island, I don’t expect them to comment on that because they don’t even know where São Paulo is. And the ones who have remotely heard about Brazil only vaguely know (or think) everyone is black, play football and dance carnival all year round. The violence bit is the fucking cliche they all know so well about “everything” on this planet, with the exception of this faggot named Gweilos suck, who tries to “cast light on the horrors of the west” with the command of a twat. I was just very amused at how a fucking dipshit who doesn’t even know how to wipe his ass properly attempts to a quote. Yes, São Paulo is a violent place, BUT… I can tell you, it can be millions light years more livable than this fuckhole and this disgraceful people. I have seen a lot of foreigners (mostly British) doing life saving voluntary work for the underprivileged children of São Paulo and Rio. Absolutely amazing to see the results and how a good heart, a bit of compassion and detachment from this shit crazy materialism we see mostly in China (specifically Hong Kong) can make life saving difference for the children and underprivileged people. Do you see ANY fucking Chinese doing this kind of work around the world? NO! Not a single one. All they can do is stuff their fucking asses with their shitty greasy “many delicious food”, complain, bicker and bitch about westerners, and try to get as much money as possible from any situation (and I mean ANY fucking situation).

  41. fuck off loser says:

    white people please just die , can’t stand you guy anymore, bunch of loser, ugly ,fat fargot , complaining like a bitch.
    Fuck back your shitty country as fast as possible, wait for isis to kill you all ,motherfucker piece of

  42. Anonymous says:

    Did anybody see a troll flying passed?

  43. I love how many of these comments suggest you to “leave” instead of addressing the topic in question.
    I also love how Hong Kong-ers try to expand their own personal space and freedom to do whatever they want, but the minute you do something small you get the death stare o.O

  44. Cat's Eye says:


    Published in the SCMP, January 2018. “8 ways to make miserable Hong Kong a happier place in 2018”

    Miserable Hong Kong! There you have it, in print!

    ihatehongkong2 says:
    March 28, 2011 at 3:38 pm
    “When you sit in a room long enough and fart in it over and over again…you’re gonna get used to the smell. Doesn’t mean it’s good.”

  45. Dystopian Chan says:

    One-quarter of the population is mentally ill. Six per cent of the population live in cages and coffins. 300,000 families live in sub-divided units. Longest working hours in the world. Lowest birth rate and sex rate in the world. No. 1 in crony capitalism. Children are being mentally and emotionally tortured by parents, peers and schools. (UNICEF’s message is only making things worse.) And it is getting worse and worse, AND no one fucking cares about anything or anyone anymore.

  46. Bill says:

    No need to analyze and debate, its a shortage of money to hold, massage, cuddle and lick.

  47. Bend over and suck your arse says:

    fuck off loser says:
    October 25, 2015 at 5:12 am


    Hey man don’t call me a “fargot”! Whatever that is? But don’t call me that!

    ISIS? = For god sake think of something original, and fucking learn english too.

  48. Tony M says:

    soooo much better under British rule. HK was a beacon of light and a saviour for so many years. Which is why DD’s comment:…
    …is total BS. Dudley, is your Dad a Brit that you hate or sommit? Amazing, clever blog, but time to be a grown up now

  49. Anonymous says:

    What a load of bollocks!

    “Hong Kong sucks because it’s a traumatised, schizophrenic, soulless city that completely lacks identity; stolen by greedy, spineless, soulless, morally bereft, treacherous, opium pushing British over 150 years ago, and has been used and abused like a dirty whore ever since.”

    I totally agree with the above statement from Dudley (although I had to edit his sentence into a more suitable English).

  50. Dystopian Chan says:

    i think DD meant:

    “Hong Kong sucks because it’s a traumatized, schizophrenic, soulless, identityless city that was stolen by greedy, spineless, soulless, morally bereft opium pushing British devils over 150 years ago and has been used and abused like a dirty whore ever since.”

    replace “devoids” with “devils”..

  51. Apes 'R' Us says:

    OK fair point, but now its 20 years on,,,,,,,. So do you prefer HK now? Or before 97?
    During the British rule HK had a sense of control, a un-said quality in the air, calmness, call it what you want,,,,, but now in my opinion its become like a monkey cage in a run down zoo.

  52. Wa Ha Ha says:

    You were happier before 1997 because gweillos had all the good jobs. Now the Chinamen have everything–and you have…. well… this blog.
    That’s why Hong Kong Sucks…. to you.

  53. Anonymous says:

    That, my Apes ‘R’ Us fella, is down to the Chinese by nature. They’re just as devils (as Dystopian Chan puts it) as their colonial teachers (or masters), and they’re no fucking angels or only ‘poor victims’ of the infamous and spineless British; they’re every single inch spineless and morally bereft themselves (now with the added ‘virtues’ of their mainland Chinese counterparts). I don’t give a fucking rat’s ass if the British assholes raped this shithole and those shitheads for 150 years… they deserve each other and are birds of a feather. Oh, and the fucking Chinese took the lesson they’ve learnt from the British assholes to a completely new dimension, reason why Hong Kong has turned into a monkey cage in a rundown zoo faster than the spread of Ebola.

  54. Anonymous says:

    Loads and loads of empty buses.

    Sometimes 3-4 buses the same number back to back.

    First one is packed, the 3 behind are empty.

    Central to North Point, count the empty fucking buses clogging up the roads.

    It stinks of corruption.

    Can anyone enlighten me?

  55. Tony M says:

    HK was a shining light in a dark place for decades. It offered opportunity, safety and decency thanks to the British. The Union Jack is still cherished by many here. In Singapore, they are proud of Brit heritage. Know your history whinging fools, read some before posting lies.

  56. Anonymous says:

    Rule Britannia crap! The Union Jack represents the whims and megrims of a country in decline, which is lower than it has been at any time since the Suez crisis in 1956. The country has not cut such a pathetic figure on the global stage since Suez. Singapore has absolutely nothing to with Hong Kong in the first place. The Brits have been clinging on to their decadent delusions of grandeur from the old ‘Empire’ for decades. I’m not going to argue with blinkered old mules, whose convictions are as misguided as the mobs of angry assholes who voted Britain out of the EU (the last safe heaven for a nation in free fall). Tough luck now old chaps! They will finally get what they deserve from the EU (and the rest of the world – especially China). It’s actually very amusing to see an useless, inadequate and utterly incompetent British Prime Minister bending over to the Chinese, who now could not give two fucks about Britain… and they’re bloody right, “who needs who now?” Get your “history books” and stuff them up your arse, Tony M.

  57. Anonymous says:

    Wa Ha Ha says:
    January 31, 2018 at 1:37 am
    “You were happier before 1997 because gweillos had all the good jobs. Now the Chinamen have everything–and you have…. well… this blog.
    That’s why Hong Kong Sucks…. to you.”

    Well… yeah, you’re right, there’s this blog, which is Hong Kong at its best… hey! wait a second, I couldn’t see a single post about “jobs”… no, no, no Wa Ha Ha pisshead, no complaints about jobs… just about the behaviour of crass pissheads like you… yeah that’s it! It’s a character description, not a job description. It still amazes me how Chinamen and Chinamen ass-kisser really don’t get it.

  58. Wa Ha Ha says:

    Anonymous, you are the one who is in denial. You came here stealing other people’s jobs because you couldn’t get decent work at home. You kowtow to the Chinamen you despise so that you can make a few more bucks. You couldn’t let go of an empire which started crumpling more than 100 years ago and would pretend it is still fine today. You need to wake up to 2018.

  59. Anonymous says:

    These geopolitical rants and tit for tat slagging matches are becoming a little boring.

  60. Anonymous says:

    Wa Ha Ha says:
    February 1, 2018 at 3:06 pm
    “Anonymous, you are the one who is in denial. You came here stealing other people’s jobs because you couldn’t get decent work at home. You kowtow to the Chinamen you despise so that you can make a few more bucks. You couldn’t let go of an empire which started crumpling more than 100 years ago and would pretend it is still fine today. You need to wake up to 2018.”


  61. Anonymous says:

    Lets get back to writing about Hong Kong?

  62. Anonymous says:


    Pollution: “it’s all from Mainland China”
    Dirty and stinky as shit: “It’s the mainlanders”
    Foul behaviour: “Mainlanders and their foul behaviour”
    Ridiculous housing prices: “The mainlanders as always, inflating the housing market”
    Corruption: “It’s all from Beijing”
    Chaos: “Obviously the mainlanders’ fault”
    Dishonest: “Damn mainlanders again”
    A fucking lunatic screaming top of her lungs at 7 am in the morning (above post): “She must be a ‘bird’ or mainlander”
    Your neighbour from hell: “There was no neighbour from hell before 1997”
    Ignorant assholes: “Only mainland Chinese”
    Selfish: “We don’t sel fish, only tour packages to Eulop”
    Bigoted: “Big what…?”
    Arrogant: “WE have many delicious food, money in the bank and shitloads of toilet paper (plus a slave to clean our shit stained toilets)”
    Doesn’t give a fuck about anything or anyone: “WE DO! Andy Fuk Yiu did give a tip to the car salesman when he bought his 2nd Porsche, and he lets his maid sleep on a comfortable bunk bed especially made for her in the toilet”
    Amoral: “Is that an exotic fruit?”
    Loud and rude people: “If their speech contain only 4 tones, it is probably not a local Hong Kong person but a person from literal China” (that was actually posted by a local cunt in The Perfect Storm post – priceless)

    Any more about Hong Kong?

  63. Cat's Eye says:

    THEM: Queue, what queue? I don’t see a queue
    ME: There’s a queue and as soon as the bus shows up I’m going to plow through you
    THEM: I see you, but I’m going to pretend that I don’t. I’m going to walk into your path with my head down. I’m so important and my phone is so important I can’t look up.
    ME: I’m going to let you walk into me and if you’re caught off balance or your phone is jerked out of your hand, oh well.
    THEM: Sorry, sorry.
    ME: You’re not sorry you pathetic f&$%er

  64. Wa Ha Ha says:

    There is no corruption by Chinamen in Hong Kong. No Chinamen from the Chinese SOE companies has ever been arrested by ICAC after 1997. Never.

  65. Dystopian Chan says:

    Callous, self-centered, shameless and outright psychopathic.

    All of the above, and they just don’t fucking care.

  66. Anonymous says:

    Wa Ha Ha says:
    February 4, 2018 at 5:53 pm
    “There is no corruption by Chinamen in Hong Kong. No Chinamen from the Chinese SOE companies has ever been arrested by ICAC after 1997. Never.”

    If that is true, it equates to: corruption, bigotry, racism, crony capitalism, clannishness, etc. ICAC, like the Hong Kong Police and Government, is plagued by heinous cowards, possessing all the aforementioned attributes, you ignorant fuck.

  67. HK Small Penis Island says:

    wa ha ha,

    typical clueless yellow man. There is no corruption form chinese men….
    lol, first men have a dick they can grab with their whole hand, not that tiny noodle you guys have.
    you are the most corrupted people i met in my life, not normal corruption, just daily corruption, as long as it doesnt impact you you will do it. Throw rubbish on the floor, abuse your helper, shout at people with lower jobs, push and shove anyone in the street. Really sad fucks, build like babies, couldnt get in a war with all these midgets, a cockroach would have more chance of winning.

  68. Wa Ha Ha says:

    soon The Pope will kowtow to China. This is the beginning of the end of Western Civilisation.

  69. Anonymous says:

    Well… you wish…

  70. Anonymous says:

    Wa Ha Ha,

    Now you’re sounding truly pathetic. Departing from a very large presumption. I personally don’t care about the Pope, and if he wants to kowtow into hell that’s his own business. What are you talking here, money? Well, you can rest assured that money alone won’t bring about the “end of Western Civilisation”. Come now, do the Chinese want to annihilate the West? That would be the only way as I see it. Well, why don’t you yellow men give it a go and see what happens…

  71. Dystopian Chan says:

    Breastfeeding for sell in Shenzhen. Ten bucks a minute!!


    I need a sip

  72. Anonymous says:

    I hope you’re not being cynical, Dystopian Chan. This is a tragedy for this poor family. “This is the love of the most helpless parents… those who are saying nasty things online should think that if this was your child, would you care about maintaining face, or your child’s life?”

    China on one hand boasts making a new billionaire every 5 days or so, and on the other millions of people can hardly afford basic needs, like basic healthcare for their families. Hong Kong is the same, ridiculously inflated health insurance is the only way in this corrupt shithole, people bribing their way to jump hospitals queues, etc, A colossal whorehouse. These are some of the reasons why they don’t give a fuck about anything or anyone other than themselves and money. Other reasons are basically related to their hopeless dependence and addiction to expensive consumer items (from the West), despicable minds, fake culture and heinous attitude towards others. China is a gigantic cancer, and like this repulsive individual said (whoever the fuck he/she is), we have this blog to speak out… The funny thing is that although they don’t give a fuck, they still get angry because they cannot delete what is in here to save their fucking faces. Some just fumble for a comprehensive reply, others use vulgar aggression and others just keep on posting garbage about things like the “end of Western Civilisation”. What a truly pathetic people / truly pathetic society.

  73. Anonymous says:

    Let me rectify my above post. Some just fumble for a comprehensive and COMPREHENSIBLE reply. That’s the thing with Hong Kong fuckers, they are not even capable of grasping the English Language properly, like their Singaporean counterparts. The twats in Hong Kong can’t even speak the language of their “evil” masters, who colonised this shithole for 150 fucking years… and It’s hilarious to hear fucking stupid HK parents attempting to speak utterly shit English to their children just to “stay in the loop”. Fucking irrational animals pretending to be in loop. Cantonese is a freaking slang language which hasn’t even got precise Chinese characters to transliterate its gibberish sounds. A dying language which only makes a hit among the Japanese Police Force to crackdown of fucking HK mobsters in Tokyo. The easiest thing on the planet is to identify a Hong Kong cunt trying to make any sense in English. Come to the rescue Wa Ha Ha, or Gweilo Suck, or who the fuckever you are, and dump your crap about “the end of Western Civilisation”. Bunch of lower grade fuckers, worth less than a pile of cockroaches in the sewers.

  74. Anonymous says:

    I like the Hong Kong Chinese.

  75. Anonymous says:

    Plenty of locals speak perfect English. Ever heard a westerner speak fluent Cantonese?

  76. Anonymous says:

    Yes, fucking idiot.

  77. Anonymous says:

    And how would you know?

  78. Anonymous says:

    I speak Spanish?

  79. Anonymous says:

    You sound like a loser

  80. I feel sorry for you poor people says:

    And you sound like a cunt. And for the rest sad bunch of cunts, you make nothing that makes a footprint in the worlds future. You pass in the street and you’re ignored.

  81. Anonymous says:

    Who do you think you are talking to?

  82. Wa Ha Ha says:

    Mercedes Benz kowtow to China. Wa Ha Ha!!


  83. Anonymous says:


  84. Us says:

    Let’s have a farting contest.

  85. Them says:

    Hi, I thought you were talking to me.

  86. Cat's Eye says:

    It’s too bad there are now so few intelligent comments here. There a number of topics that could be discussed such as landlords and real estate agents.

    Blog seems to be dying a slow and not so natural death. Oh well.

  87. Anonymous says:

    Nah, I just say we stick to slagging each other down in childish ways.

  88. Tony M says:

    Yeah, the site is dying, so is Hong Kong. Both once great, RIP

  89. Intelligent comment says:

    Stupid expats, go home, nobody wants you here.

  90. HK was established for expats. It’s the piggy bank and pig trough OF the west, BY the west and FOR the west. It’s the gift that keeps on giving….for the west. So, thanks.

  91. Cat's Eye says:

    Let’s have an English Lesson:

    Unscrupulous: “having or showing no moral principles; not honest or fair.”

    Synonyms for unscrupulous: “unprincipled, unethical, immoral, conscienceless, shameless, reprobate, exploitative, corrupt, dishonest, dishonorable, deceitful, devious, underhanded, unsavory, disreputable, evil, wicked, villainous, Machiavellian; informal crooked, shady…”

    Arrogant: “having or revealing an exaggerated sense of one’s own importance or abilities.”

    Saving face: “avoid humiliation or embarrassment, preserve dignity…” that’s not possible for you. Why? You weren’t worthy of honor or respect to begin with!

    The majority of you are defined by these words; you do not have a moral compass and your character is severely flawed.


  92. Intelligent comment says:

    If it’s a pig trough, why to choose to live in it?

  93. Fubar says:

    Dudley Dawson says:
    February 10, 2018 at 12:39 pm
    “HK was established for expats. It’s the piggy bank and pig trough OF the west, BY the west and FOR the west. It’s the gift that keeps on giving….for the west. So, thanks.”

    Well, yes, the laws, government and modern institutions were established by the Brits. But labour, capitals and talents came from China (mostly).

  94. Or spastic twat says:

    For me its the carrot peelings and chicken giblets. But my mate loves the onions, corn husks, cauliflowers. I guess each of us nibble at different bits to be honest.

  95. Pig trough is code for money tree

  96. Line them up says:

    The bus driver won’t afford the top of the line lawyers to defend him.

    Luckily for him the bus company will defending themselves, and therefore him.

    I’ve no doubt he’ll be out in his souped up Toyota by next weekend racing against his mates as he waits for his token trial.

    Yeah OK, he’ll maybe get a few years inside.

    Welcome to Hong Kong.

    My heart really goes out to the families and their lost loved ones during Chinese New Year.

  97. Intelligent comment says:

    Sucks is code for is a successful economy.
    Or, beat you at your own game.

  98. Dystopian Chan says:

    Since the start of the year, more than 120 people, including two children, have died from serious flu complications in Hong Kong. The roads are no longer safe. HIV infections are growing at double digits years after years. Half a million people live in cages, coffins and sub-sub-sub-divided homes. This is truly a dystopia.

  99. Western interests have had their fingers in the China pie for a long time don’t worry about that. China’s a good little earner on their behalf. Who do you think turned southern China into the world’s factory? China?!?

  100. Intelligent comment says:

    It was the west, with their insatiable appetite for cheap crap, shifting their manufacturing to China. Smart move.

  101. Nice little earner says:

    In 2016, UK exports to China were worth £16.8 billion; imports from China were £42.3 billion, resulting in a trade deficit of £25.4 billion with China.

    The U.S. trade deficit with China was $347 billion in 2016. The trade deficit exists because U.S. exports to China were only $116 billion while imports from China were $463 billion.

  102. Yeah yeah. You miss that to the western oligarchs who run the world as a business, there is no ‘west’ and no ‘China’. No ‘us’ and ‘them’. America was an enterprise….China is an enterprise. Its just business. Go read some 1930’s Russell where he states clearly that the fat controllers would eventually de-industrialize America and move production to China, where a huge docile peasant class of worker drones would be ready to screw Malibu Stacey’s head onto her torso for 22 hours a day 7 days a week.

    Go find out who set up China’s biggest banks. Or why so many leading figures in China were educated in the west. Why was Sun Yat Sen a Mason? What was his role? Why is China communist?

    There’s so much more to it than a pissing contest about trade deficits.

  103. Intelligent comment says:

    Sure there’s more to it, but I’m just responding to your money tree remark. Yadada history lesson. What’s important is the present. And in the present, you’re living in a shitbox in somewhere like tseung kwan o, and there’s a new billionaire in China every 5 days.

  104. The money tree is inexplicably linked to the history of hk and what and who hk serves (and for that matter China). Who cares then, if a few Chinamen make a few residual pennies from manufacturing mirrors in Guangzhou? Petty tit for tat (like what you’re doing) is no match for the bigger picture (which you don’t understand).

    You’re mistaking me for someone who’s taking sides. I really don’t care either way who lives in Tseng Kwan O or who makes billions in the factory caper.

    I’m interested the historical facts I’ve pointed out. You’re still interested only in that pissing contest you started earlier…which I don’t care about.

  105. Wong Tai Sin says:

    Stop living in the past and especially stop deluding yourself.

    I don’t care if you are the Pope and Mama Mia. Everybody is kowtowing to China and i suggest you start doing the same.

  106. The British East India Company says:

    Spoken with the ignorance of a true moron. China’s a dog on a leash, like every other country in the world.

  107. Wong Tai Sin says:

    Living in hatred, anger and jealousy won’t get you anywhere.

    I suggest you start reading. This book is good start : “When China Rules the World: The End of the Western World and the Birth of a New Global Order”.

  108. The British East India Company says:

    Or you could choose this book to read…

    Either way, all your base are belong to the British East India Company.

    Thank you! Come again!

  109. Wong Tai Sin says:

    The British East India Company says:
    February 12, 2018 at 6:20 am
    “Or you could choose this book to read…

    Either way, all your base are belong to the British East India Company.

    Thank you! Come again!”

    Hey, that sounds like a great book! May I ask what is book?

  110. Intelligent comment says:

    You know when you’ve really pushed Dudley’s buttons when he deletes your posts.

    Please note: Some key words, links and phrases may get your post held in spam.

  111. Buck says:

    I didn’t know this party was going on.

    I like Cat eye’s comment:

    THEM: Queue, what queue? I don’t see a queue
    ME: There’s a queue and as soon as the bus shows up I’m going to plow through you
    THEM: I see you, but I’m going to pretend that I don’t. I’m going to walk into your path with my head down. I’m so important and my phone is so important I can’t look up.
    ME: I’m going to let you walk into me and if you’re caught off balance or your phone is jerked out of your hand, oh well.
    THEM: Sorry, sorry.
    ME: You’re not sorry you pathetic f&$%er

    I love bowling those guys i.e. those “adult men” that are playing online games while walking down the street. I can see them coming from a distance, and they can see me. They assume I will go straight, so they go back to their phone and continue playing. But, I wonder over to their side…..and BOOM! 200 pounds strikes skinny noodle man. Game over.

    OK its a pretty sad past time, and I’m lowering myself. But I love doing it. It feels fucking GREAT. Bang their women and boom their men. Gong hey fat choi!

  112. God please set me free says:

    Fuck! Here comes the once per year when the monkeys really go into ape shit mode.

  113. Tung Mei Ring says:

    Buck has had dreams of bumping into Chinese again!!!

    On another note, the rise of China wealth means less ass licking girls for the westerner…concerning

  114. Paul Claudel says:

    Yap yap yap…

  115. Paul Claudel says:

    God please set me free says:
    February 16, 2018 at 9:28 pm
    “Fuck! Here comes the once per year when the monkeys really go into ape shit mode.”
    Good luck! I know it isn’t funny, but your sentence brought a smile to my face. Try to keep calm (easy said than done).

  116. You write like an idiot. says:

    Cut and paste: Paul Claudel, please speak more eloquent and smarter sounding.

  117. Buck says:

    Is that the best dirt you can come up with about expats? Seriously?

  118. Short Short Day says:

    Hunt for drunk Hong Kong expat who stole taxi in effort to reach red-light district

    Middle-aged man jumped behind wheel after cabby got out to ask for directions, and drove off before abandoning taxi down the road


  119. Intelligent comment says:

    That’s why Hong Kong sucks – the expats.

  120. Pigs bottom says:

    Intelligent comment says:
    February 26, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    That’s why Hong Kong sucks – the expats.

    Hmm mm,well, I’d say more the locals, but yes there’s a fair share of expat twats I’ve seen in LKF acting like cunts too.

    As Buck sort of pointed out, this tit for tat seems to be getting a bit stagnant?

  121. Really Sucks says:

    ‘I really want to kill you!’: video showing employer hitting Indonesian domestic helper sparks Hong Kong police probe
    Hong Kong Really Sucks for this maid

  122. Paul Claudel says:

    You write like an idiot. says:
    February 25, 2018 at 9:10 pm
    Cut and paste: Paul Claudel, please speak more eloquent and smarter sounding.

    You sound like a sad fuck, really turning this site boring and tedious. And try to keep to just one moniker, you moron.

  123. You still write like an idiot. says:

    Paul Claudel says:
    February 21, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Yap yap yap…
    Great contribution, real smart, real interesting. OK, don’t write anything eloquent and smarter sounding., who gives a fuck about you? Twat.

  124. Paul Claudel says:

    You still write like an idiot. says:
    March 3, 2018 at 4:22 pm
    Paul Claudel says:
    February 21, 2018 at 6:59 am

    Yap yap yap…
    Great contribution, real smart, real interesting. OK, don’t write anything eloquent and smarter sounding., who gives a fuck about you? Twat.

    Go fuck yourself.

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